Vanitas to Aqua: I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me.
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Vanitas to Aqua: I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me.

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Vanitas, standing in the middle of a burning kitchen: You love me right?
Aqua, in a store: Yeah.
Vanitas: What if I did something bad?
Vanitas: I mean like really bad.
Aqua: What did you do.
Vanitas: Are you SURE you’d still love me though?
Aqua: WHAT DID YOU DO.
Vanitas: Damn right, I’m pretty.
Aqua: I said petty.
Vanitas: How do I look?
Aqua, not looking up: Like an idiot.
Vanitas: Sweet.
Aqua: Where’s Vanitas?
Axel: No idea. He ran off this morning chasing some dog, and we haven’t seen him since.
Aqua: …So he’s been missing all day?!?
Axel: He always comes back home for dinner. Don’t worry about it.
Aqua: HE’S NOT A CAT!

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Aqua:Â Vanitas, you risked your life to save me!
Vanitas: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Aqua: [Runs to Vanitas with open arms]
Vanitas: [Moves out of the way]
Aqua: Hey, what was that for?
Vanitas: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?
Aqua: I was going to hug you!
Vanitas, now confused: Why would you hug me?
Aqua: Why would I hit you?!
Aqua: I take no pleasure in this.
Vanitas: you’ve got me pined to a wall and a keyblade to my throat, I think there is some pleasure in this for both of us.
Vanitas, fighting Aqua: Just because I "long for her undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning her against a wall" doesn't mean I'm into her that's just how rivalry works.
Aqua, glaring at Vanitas: See you in hell.
Vanitas: Uh, are you asking me on a date? I accept.

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Aqua: There's no way Vanitas likes me, Axel.
Axel: Now Aqua, look here. That man would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Aqua: Vanitas would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Aqua: Did you have dinner?
Vanitas: Yes, I ate a salad.
Vanitas: A fruit salad.
Vanitas: Mostly grapes.
Vanitas: Only grapes.
Vanitas: …
Vanitas: I had wine.
Axel: Do you have a type?
Vanitas: Uh yeah, women I'm slightly afraid of.
Vanitas, over text: Turn around :)
Vanitas: No, the other way.
Vanitas: Wrong way again.
Aqua: Where are you?!
Vanitas: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
Vanitas: I don’t trust her. Axel: Who, Aqua? She’s the most trustworthy person I know. Vanitas: I get this weird feeling when I’m around her. Nervous. And sweaty. And like I want her to- Axel: Oooh. Axel: Never mind.

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Vanitas: Don’t accuse me of favouritism! Vanitas: I love Aqua and all non-Aqua’s equally
Vanitas: People who are dating freak me out. They always know what the other one is-
Aqua: Thinking?
Vanitas: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-
Aqua: Sentences?
Vanitas: Exactly. It’s creepy.