shit the rose says

hajoon: i regret getting you that blender for Christmas. 

woosung: absolutely nothing catches me off guard

dojoon: *with a large box in his hand* what would you say if i came home with four puppies?

dojoon: this doesn’t have to be a big deal. whoever took that cheesecake, step forward and all will be forgiven.

woosung: strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.

hajoon: the next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after i make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete.

hajoon: it’s unhealthy to eat after seven pm

jaehyeong, getting a paper cut: ow.

jaehyeong: do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

hajoon: you have low impulse control and make terrible decisions