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Jason: In Scooby-Doo secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.

Eleanor: can we not base our decisions around what does and doesn't happen in Scooby Doo?

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Eleanor: this is the worst day ever!

Michael: because you found out you're in the Bad Place?

Eleanor: no, because it's a little humid outside. YES, BECAUSE I'M IN THE BAD PLACE!

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Janet: They are not, as the kids say, awake.

Eleanor: Do you mean woke?

Janet: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically incoherent.

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like all of the sources for your quotes are from my other favorite shows, so thank you. you’re amazing.

Awwww thank you!! ^_^

And yes, they are amazing shows, probably my all time favorites too <3

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Jason: Give me your hair dryer.

Eleanor: What? What are you talking about?

Jason: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Eleanor: Have you ever met a human woman?

Jason: Hey, do you have a hair dryer in your purse?

Tahani: Of course, I'm not an animal.

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Tahani and Jason, skipping stones in the lake

Tahani: It is such a beautiful evening!

Jason: Take that, you stupid lake.

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Jason: hey Janet. How do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding English.

Jason: ...

Jason: water you doing

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Jason: If Janet is not a girl what do I call her?

Tahani: Your other half?

Eleanor: nah. They're not half a person each.

Jason: I know! Janet is... my better whole.

Eleanor: ...

Tahani: ...

Eleanor: you're not calling her that.

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Michael: We need to fool Vicky and the other demons. This plan will require using Eleanor’s greatest strength.

Eleanor: What, my hair? my eyes? Wait is it my dimples?

Michael: No, your obnoxious personality.

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i always see people reblogging your posts and omg you’re funny as hell and the quotes are so accurate and believable!! love it 🌹

Thank you!!!

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Eleanor: this is crazy, but I'm having feelings

Eleanor: like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?

Chidi(confused): yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

Eleanor: do you?

Chidi: Are you saying you don't have feelings?

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Eleanor: [holding up a bottle] Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?

Jason: [grabbing the bottle and drinking all of it]

Jason: it's perfume.

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At Jason and Tahani's wedding

Jason: I’m gonna check in on the ring bear.

Tahani: I’m sorry… you’re saying “ring bearER,” right?

Jason: ...

Tahani: Okay, look into my eyes and say ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding’

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Eleanor: Good. Thanks, Dad.

Eleanor: ...

Eleanor: Why is everyone staring at me?

Janet: You just called Michael "Dad". You said, "Thanks, Dad."

Eleanor: What? No, I didn't! I said, "Thanks, man"!

Michael: Do you see me as a father figure, Eleanor?

Eleanor: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!

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The US flag has fifty stars and Britain has one. Me.

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