Mario is way better than Sonic
Did you know?
Mario is way better than Sonic.
You’re on thin ice, italian boy…
Try me, brother.
You wanna begin this war right now?
I'm done waiting.
You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again
Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.
Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!
*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*
Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!
*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*
Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…
I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL
And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…
WE GOT THIS, TOADS!
*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*
@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?
(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)
*Explosion*
SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS
I told you we would win!
*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*
ITALIANS FOREVER!
SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!
WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS
YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!
Go my army of terecotta men
