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@incorrect-splintered-quotes
Someone teaching Morpheus to drive: So you're driving down a road and you see Jeb and Alyssa on the road. What do you hit?
Morpheus: I'd hit Jeb. I could never hurt Alyssa
Person teaching him to drive: [massaging thier temples] The brakes, you hit the brakes.
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Morpheus: I assure you I am the most attractive person in this room.
Alyssa: [enters the room]
Morpheus: Nevermind.
Alyssa: Why do you have to be so tall?!
Morpheus: Would you prefer me on my knees?
Alyssa: What.
Mopheus: What.
Alyssa: Why are you throwing stones at my window. What do you have a phone for if you're chucking rocks?
Morpheus as M: Oh, you're right, I'm sorry.
Alyssa: ...Did you just throw your phone at my window
Morpheus about Jeb: Do you know how hard it is to play mind games with someone who has no brains?
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Morpheus: That'd go against my moral compass.
Alyssa: Your moral compass is a roulette wheel, Morpheus
Jeb mocking Morpheus: I don’t buy the ‘everyone is doing their best’ theory. I know firsthand that I’m not.
Alyssa: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Jen: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king
Jeb: Small talk is for losers. Rate your current level of existential dread from 1 to 10.
Jeb: I often want to drown my troubles. But I can’t get Morpheus to go swimming
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Jeb: If a demon possessed me, I'd just say oh cool take it from here and good luck
Morpheus: well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
Jeb: The sky is beautiful
Morpheus: you know what else is beautiful?
Both: Alyssa
Morpheus: My secret is making the wrong choices,but committing completely.
Morpheus: The fact that my eyes don't glow when I'm at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand.
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Jeb: If you jumped from Morpheus’ ego down to his IQ level, you’d die.
Morpheus: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Morpheus: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.