Taeyong: you STABBED Lucas?!?!?!
Taemin: in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.
Taeyong: what did he say?
Taemin: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
Ten: I’m with Taemin on this one, that was practically an invitation
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@incorrect-smtown-quotes
Taeyong: you STABBED Lucas?!?!?!
Taemin: in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.
Taeyong: what did he say?
Taemin: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
Ten: I’m with Taemin on this one, that was practically an invitation

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Kyuhyun: Arson?
Kyuhyun: Oh, you mean “crime brûlée.”
D.O: did you get my flowers?
Sehun: yeah. "sorry I tried to strangle you." probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday, huh?
Victoria: Hey can you get something out of my back pocket for me?
Luna: What do I get out of it?
Victoria: A chance to feel my ass?
Luna: Deal.
Sooyoung: my mattress is strapped to eight roombas and i leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. i wake up where they want me to be. i trust their decisions.
Yuri:...what the fuck

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Onew, sipping wine: I get really tired of being the mom of this group sometimes. Like, why the fuck am I constantly having to babysit these shitheads.
Minho: Dude, that's your third glass and it's only 10am...
Onew: Being a mom during quarantine does that to a person, Minho.
Lucas: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.
Kun: I wake up at 5.
Lucas:
Lucas: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.
Yeri: back off, grandma
Irene: that's not an insult, okay? grandmothers are the backbone of this country
Yunho, passing Changmin a tub: how about this one?
Changmin, reading the label: "meant to be licked, topped and loved."
Yunho: yes
Jaejoong:. . . we still talking about the ice-cream?
Eunhyuk: All of us have a little dumb in us.
Hyoyeon, watching Chanyeol and Lucas trying to push a pull door: Some more than others.

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Shindong: don't do anything stupid until I get back, I wanna join
Donghae: how can I? you're taking all the stupid with you
Xiumin: you stabbed him?!?!?
Sehun: in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.
Xiumin: what did he say?
Sehun: “what are you gonna do, stab me?”
Kyungsoo: I’m with Sehun on this one, that was practically an invitation.
Luna: well, it looks like it's going to be just you and me.
Amber: really?
Luna: actually, I was talking to my martini.
Yuri: why are videos of crabs holding knives such a common phenomenon?
Seohyun: they can't hold guns
Sooyoung: yet
Leeteuk: Is Onew always like this when he loses a game?
Key: oh, yes. you should’ve been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2017.
Onew: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Mark: After the heist is over, we split up and never communicate again
Taeyong, about to unveil his ‘Crime Buddies Forever’ friendship quilt: Never?
Seulgi: [enters own password]
Seulgi: im in