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*Siwon lost in Osaka*
Siwon: Shit.. I lost my way. Come on Choi Siwon, think! What would our wise leader do in this situation...
Siwon:
Siwon:
Siwon: *starts filming himself* Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to 'Lost in Osaka'! I'm your host.. Wonnie Wonnie Siwonnie! Now on the show today--
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Baby: D....
Leeteuk: *gasp* Honey! He's saying his first words!
Baby: D... Daa... D...
Leeteuk: What is it? Dad? Daddy? Come on, you can do it!
Baby: Da...d... Oh daddy.
Leeteuk:
Leeteuk:
Leeteuk:
Leeteuk: Honey we're putting him up for adoption.
*in the SJ group chat*
Leeteuk: Hi
Heechul: Oh daddy
Yesung: Oh daddy
Shindong: Oh daddy
Eunhyuk: Oh daddy
Siwon: Oh daddy
Donghae: Oh daddy
Ryeowook: Oh daddy
Kyuhyun: Oh daddy
Sungmin: Oh daddy
Zhoumi: Oh daddy
Henry: Oh daddy
Kangin: Oh daddy
Hangeng: Oh daddy
Kibum: Oh daddy
Jessica: Oh daddy
Lee Sooman: Oh daddy
John Cena: Oh daddy
Iron Man: Oh daddy
Leeteuk: THIS IS THE REASON I HAVE DEPRESSION
Donghae: *reads road sign* "Road work ahead"?
Donghae: Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does.
*At Leeteuk and Heechul's wedding*
Pastor: ... and do you, Heechul, take Jungsu to be your lawfully wedded best friend?
Heechul: I do, no homo.
Pastor: I now pronounce you eternal best friends. You may now embrace the bro.
Leeteuk and Heechul: *awkwardly hug* No homo.
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Leeteuk in the SJ group chat after Johnny taught him what 'daddy' means: HOLY FU CK-
Siwon: Do you guys wanna see my Ryeowook impression?
Siwon: *stands on his knees*
Ryeowook:
Ryeowook: I'm going to kick you in SO many places.
Heechul: Haha Leeteuk is so dumb.
Kyuhyun: Ha I know right.
Heechul: *slaps him* How dare you speak about your idiot mother that way!
Heechul: Okay Leeteuk, I think I've finally come up with a solution to your problems. First I want you to think of something you hate.
Leeteuk:
Heechul: No, it can't be yourself.
Leeteuk:
Leeteuk: This is too hard. Can we try something else?
Eunhyuk: Bro, you're the East Sea?
Donghae: Yeah bro?
Eunhyuk: It's pretty deep out there bro.
Donghae: You know what's deeper bro?
Eunhyuk: What bro?
Donghae: My love for you bro.
Eunhyuk: Bro...
Donghae: Bro...
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Heechul: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Yesung: That still doesn't explain why you were making out with Leeteuk hyung earlier.
Heechul, driving past the SM building: I. LOVE. SUCKING. DICK. I LOVE SUCKING DICK. I LOVE SUCKING DICK.
Eunhyuk: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Donghae asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Donghae: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Eunhyuk, already taking off his clothes: Donghae you're so fucking stupid.
Yoga instructor: ...and release all the sounds that are trapped in your body.
Leeteuk: *loudly screeches*
Donghae: Love is like Beauty and the Beast!
Heechul: Love is what you're lookin' at right now.
Shindong: There is no such thing as love.
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Leeteuk: Welcome back to 'Me Screaming'!
Leeteuk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Leeteuk: Lemme see what you have!
Kyuhyun, running: A KNIFE!
Leeteuk: NO!