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Sun: Luna and I don't have petnames for each other!

Tommy: Uh huh. Hey you know what bees make, right?

Sun: Honey?

Luna: [from the kitchen] Yes dear?

Tommy: Don't lie to my face again.

#sun #luna #tommy #implied: suluna #source: unknown

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Torban: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands.

Hiyori: That's impos-

Torban: [Cups her face, smiling]

Hiyori: [Blushing] I have a reputation. Stop it.

#torban #hiyori #implied: hiyorban #source: tumblr #ooc note: this is totally self-indulgent im so sorry

Tommy: SAMSON FUCK OFF!

Tommy: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF BACK OVER HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK!

#tommy #mention: samson #source: homestuck

Johnny: Would you please not Fidget this into a situation worse than it already is?

Fidget: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

#johnny #fidget #source: the switch

Tommy: I’m the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Jack: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

#tommy #jack #source: unknown

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Sun: I would rather die than help you.

Paracletus: Oh, don’t be boring. Everybody who says that dies.

#sun #paracletus #source: van helsing

Samson: I know you believe that everything is good and kind and that's one of the things I love about you but that's not the real world.

Fi:

Samson: Also your smile. And your face. Oh and your arms, oh my god your arms—

Fi:

Samson: I might be a bit drunk.

#samson #fi #source: unknown #implied: samfi

Toyota: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Kuruma: I don't know, how are yo-

Yomi, from across the room: I'm great, thanks.

#toyota #kuruma #yomi #source: unknown

Axel: I just got a new book, what should I put in it?

Alex: Put spaghetti in it.

Axel: I am taking suggestions from someone else.

Jack: Put spaghetti in it.

Axel: I am taking suggestions from anyone except you two.

Gean: Put spaghetti in it.

Axel: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#jack #gean #axel #alex #source: tumblr

Samson: I hope you know what you're doing.

Sun: Yeah, me too.

#samson #sun #source: star wars

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Esma: Maybe you’re not as big of a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.

Betty: No, I totally am.

#esma #betty #source: awkward

Samson: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Fidget: Knife to the throat?

Tommy: Gun to the back?

Jack: Poison in his cup?

Samson: You’re all horrible.

#samson #fidget #tommy #jack #source: six of crows

Sun: I made tea.

Samson: I don’t want tea.

Sun: I didn’t make tea for you... This is my tea.

Samson: Then why are you telling me?

Sun: It’s a conversation starter.

Samson: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Sun: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

#sun #samson #source: big bang theory

Willby: Uh... hey, Jamie, can I ask you a question?

Jamie: Yeah?

Willby: Why are we lying on the ground?

Jamie: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we're chilling.

#willby #jamie #source: scrubs

Yomi: [holds the door open] After you.

Lewis: No, after you.

Yomi: I insist, after you.

Kuruma: [pushes past both of them] After me.

#yomi #lewis #kuruma #source: unknown

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Tommy: [flirts]

Piera: [flirts back]

Tommy, thinking to himself: I was not expecting this outcome. What the fuck do I do now?

#tommy #piera #source: unknown #implied: tomera

Doc: You called Jack and not me?

Tommy: Well when you have a crazy theory, you don't call the voice of reason.

#doc #tommy #mention: jack #source: castle

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