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Ashley: Do you have a plan to get us out of here alive?

Leon: Sort of. The idea starts with “run for it” and generally goes downhill from there.

#source: guild wars 2 #resident evil #leon s kennedy #ashley graham

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Wesker: Well, well. You still remember the place.

Chris: Yeah, I just asked my GPS to take me to the world’s biggest asshole.

#source: inside job #resident evil #albert wesker #chris redfield

Jill: You can’t hold me prisoner here forever!

Wesker: Why not? Name one person who loves you.

Jill: Wow, not a proportional response.

#source: family guy #albert wesker #jill valentine #resident evil

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I have no idea how late this response is, being that I haven’t checked this blog in a while because I’ve been busy but NO THANK YOU!!!

Leon: I lost Jill.

Chris: How do you lose a woman!?

Carlos: You forget to cherish her.

#source: suite life of zack and cody #submission by sugar-papi #resident evil #chris redfield #jill valentine #leon s kennedy

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Wesker: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.

Excella: I am so sorry for your loss.

Wesker: It wasn’t a loss. I had never felt more like a god.

#source: outofcontextdiscord #resident evil #albert wesker #excella gionne

Carlos: I like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter.

Nicholai: I call you egg because I crack you open like weak shell of chicken.

#source: tumblr #resident evil #carlos oliveira #nicholai zinoviev

Jill: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Carlos: It’s not a joke. I’m a legit snack.

#source: the good place #resident evil #jill valentine #carlos oliveira

Hey, I just discovered your blog and I love it! All these quotes are accurate in my head! Thank you for all the funny posts with Wesker, as well as everyone else!

No, thank YOU for enjoying the blog. :) I’m not sure when this ask was sent, as I have been pretty IA, but I appreciate it all the same!

#asks

Chris: Nice lunch pic.

Wesker: Is that yurkey?

Wesker: Turkey.

Barry: Yurkey.

Rebecca: Yurkey.

Jill: Yurkey.

Chris: Get his ass.

#submission by angelicesque #source: meme #this one made me burst out laughing thank you #chris redfield #albert wesker #barry burton #rebecca chambers #jill valentine #resident evil

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-mid final boss fight of re3-

Jill: Why is there a Nemesis here? What is he doing? What's his purpose? Why'd he have to blow shit up when I showed up here? He could have just been hanging out and I coulda shot him in the fuckin' butt! It woulda been fine! NIP IT IN THE BUTT, THEY SAY! THAT'S THE TERM! Iiiiii'm getting close. WHY'D I HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT?! IT ALWAYS MAKES ME WORSE! AAAAARGH-- FUCK!

*you died*

Jill: I was SO goddamn close!

Carlos: Possibly!

Jill: Did you SEE that?!

Carlos: There's also the possibility it goes through like, twelve more mutations.

Jill: OH SURE, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

Carlos: Oh my god, I think so...

Jill: sigh

*continues, various noises of battle*

Jill: OW-- FUCK-- DAMMIT! DAMN IT!

*you died*

Jill: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!! I'm DONE, I'm fucking DONE, this is BULL. SHIT! T-101! T-102! T-103! This is--

Carlos: (uncontrollable giggles)

#submission by themysterioust #source: game grumps #usually i edit these but this is a little long so #resident evil #resident evil 2 #jill valentine #carlos oliveira #submission

Chris: You were smiling. The last thing I saw before you tried to kill me was your smug, evil grin.

Wesker: I was happy to see you. That’s just how I look when I smile. [gives a smug, evil grin] See?

#submission by eviltothecore13 #chris redfield #albert wesker #resident evil #sorry this has been sitting in the inbox for so long

Wesker: Online posting is like military combat, and I'm the brave general, and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches.

Jill: Tranch.

Chris: Tranch.

Wesker: I’m sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don’t expect either of you to return.

#source: tumblr #resident evil #albert wesker #chris redfield #jill valentine

Billy: Bitches be like “You’re mine.”

Billy: First of all, “I” am on probation. I belong to the state of Missouri.

#source: unknonw #resident evil #billy coen

Rebecca: Only 13.8% of smokers consider cigarette butts litter.

Wesker: Brainrot.

Chris: When I used to smoke I always ate the butts.

Wesker: Thank you for saving our planet.

#source: tumblr #resident evil #albert wesker #chris redfield #rebecca chambers

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Chris: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Wesker: You people already know too much about me.

Chris: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.

#source: b99 #resident evil #albert wesker #chris redfield

Jake: Hold on, I lost Sherry.

Leon: How do you lose Sherry?

Jake: Give me a break, she’s like two inches tall.

#source: unknown #resident evil #jake muller #sherry birkin

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