incorrect naruto quotes

madara: the worst feeling in the world is when you think you’re the hottest shit on planet earth until your self deprication suckerpunches you in the gut and reminds you of all the mistakes you’ve ever made and continue to make

hidan: *makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

madara: if you ever feel weak or stupid or powerless, just remember that i, am not. i’m out there, very dangerous and on the hunt. good luck

konan: ‘yes i’m punk’ i say as i flip open my nintendo ds to play animal crossing

deidara: FUCK THIS!!! im an arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!!! what the fuck even is calculus!!! what are you calculating!!!!! fuck off!!!

madara, having repressed his crush on hashirama since he was 12: well, well, well. if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid

madara, looking at hashirama: ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. you light up my life and i don’t know what i’d do without you. fuck you

suigetsu: i use my one braincell to love my friends

hashirama: date an uchiha who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

sasuke: why is “pretty boy” an insult. call me a pretty boy. call me a pretty boy right now i’ll be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

hashirama to madara: you wanna fight? ok! let’s take this outside. oh the stars are so bright tonight. the moon is so nice. hold my hand