mostly incorrect m!ik quotes

Narnia: One of your kids broke into my house and stole my shit!

Dali: How many kids do you have?

Baal: *trying to find Kirio* Has anyone seen a brat with glasses running around?

Henri: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be forever trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Opera: Stop being so passive-aggressive with your students.

Robin: You gotta be positive!

Robin: 'Sleepy' sounds so much nicer than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.

Azz: You know, you can't fit a square peg through a round hole, but you can set everything on fire!

Robin: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Opera: Hey. What's up.

Kalego: Come on, how many times do I have to apologise to them?

Irumean: Alright, everyone. Pay attention. I have an announcement to make and only one minute.

Sullivan: *dancing* I'M TOO HOT-