[making out in the library]
Diana: Oh no no the headmistress!! What is she going to think when she sees Akko like this with ME?
Akko: Uh, lucky Akko?
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[making out in the library]
Diana: Oh no no the headmistress!! What is she going to think when she sees Akko like this with ME?
Akko: Uh, lucky Akko?

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After kissing for the first time
Diana: I donāt know what to do. Iāve never done this before.
Akko: Me neither, but donāt worry. I looked it up on Yahoo Answers
Akko: Diana! Is that weed?
Diana: No, this is a crayon-
Akko: Iām calling the police! *akko types 9:11 into a microwave*
Microwave: 911, Whatās your emergency?
Amanda: Anybody under 5ā²7 canāt be talking about fighting anyone like what you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Constanze: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Stanbot: it's done Amanda, I've disposed of the 'homework' as you requested.
Amanda: See, I always told you, ya make a fine garbage disposal, Stanbot.
Jasminka: Amanda, be nice.
Amanda: I can't be nice, I have a reputation to uphold.

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Croix's so Smooth (Not)
Croix: Hey, gorgeous, want to go home with me tonight?Ā
Chariot: Croix, we live togetherā¦Ā
Croix: ā¦So thatās a yes, then?Ā
Chariot: *facepalm*
*Akko and Sucy trying to defeat a really powerful monster and losing*
Sucy: I have have a potion that will defeat that monster but I need you to buy me some time.
Akko: How much time?
Sucy: Five minutes and considering how that monster almost killed both of usā¦.. Naw Iām sure you can handle it.
Akko: Wow you really have that much faith in me?
Sucy: Yeah sure why not.
Akko: Well than here goes nothing.
*Akko charges the monster and gets beat up*
*A few months later Akko and Sucy are facing a monster even stronger than the one before*
Sucy: Got any ideas?
Akko: Just one I can beat it with the Shiny Ark but I need time to charge it. You will have to destact it well I gather magic.
Sucy: Well thatās not so bad.
Akko: For about five minutes and considering how bad that monster was kicking my buttā¦Naw Iām sure you can handle it.
Sucy: Did you just hold a grudge?
Diana: Hello.
Akko: Hey whatās up.
Diana: I need your help can you come here?
Akko: I canāt Iām buying clothes.
Diana: Alright well hurry up then get over here.
Akko: I canāt find them.
Diana: What do you mean you canāt find them?
Akko: I canāt find them thereās only soup.
Diana: ā¦what do you mean thereās only soup?
Akko: It means thereās only soup!
Diana: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Akko: Alright you donāt have to shout at me!
*Akko goes to the next aisle*
Akko: Thereās more soup.
Diana: What do you mean thereās more soup!?
Akko: Thereās just more soup.
Diana: Go into the next aisle!
Akko: Thereās still soup.
Diana: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?ā
Akko: Iām at Soup!
Diana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUāRE AT SOUP!?
Akko: Iām mean Iām at Soup!
Diana: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
Akko: IāM AT THE SOUP STORE!
Diana: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?
Akko: FUCK YOU!
Diana:Ā Ah, Miss O'Neil. I am attempting to locate Akko. The air is rife with cynicism. Does she yet breathe, as she shuffles about from her mortal coil?
Amanda:Ā Diana, couldnāt you have just saidĀ "Whereās Akko?ā like a regular human being? Is itĀ thatĀ difficult to speak normally?
Diana: Profoundly.
Don't worry Diana will be with me.
Akko on the phone: Mom, I was wondering, after I graduate, is it okay if I go to London? ā¦Yes, donāt worry Diana will be with me.
Akko on the phone: Mom, when I go to university, can I stay in the dorms? ā¦Yes donāt worry Diana will be with me.
DianaĀ in the background: There will be Lotte, Sucy and the rest of our friends to
Akko on the phone: Mom, when I graduate from university, I want to get married ā¦Yes donāt worry because I will marry Diana.
Diana in the background: Mother, please give me your daughters hand in marriage

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Akko: This is so exciting, I can't believe we're going to re-screening of the Chariot movie~
Croix: Yeah, yeah. Just remember, if Chariot asks, I took you wine tasting.
Akko: That's a horrible thing for a adult to do!
Croix: That's why she'll believe it.
Akko, kicking down the door to Ursula's room: CHARIOT HOLY FUCK
Chariot: *sees a bee on her wifeās arm* Uh oh
Chariot: *rolls up newpaper* Croix⦠stay stillā¦
Chariot: *using the newspaper as a megaphone* THERES A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
Diana: L is for the way you Look at me
Hannah: O is for the Only One I see
Barbara: V is for Very extraordinary
Akko: egg
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Diana: You're insane!
Amanda: I thought I was a Pisces!?