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Herman: So what's happening? What's causing this?
Hagan: I thought you said it didn't matter?
Herman: Well, I'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there's definitely something unnatural going on here. And that doesn't usually lead to hugs and puppies.
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Hello everyone it is the incorrect-lazerteam mod!! With a quick announcement!!!
I invite you to direct jokes like mine, incorrectquotes, into our my >SUBMIT<
Just type them in the following format (example is one of mine)
Hagan: Feels like you’re being a little harsh. Herman: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.
THEN append a SOURCE for me (format irrelevant, for example)
source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Check the relevant tags (names and such) and click the little submit button!
The reason I ask this is that I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH. I appreciate the love everyone’s shown this blog but I only watch so much comedy TV and I can only go so far. I need submissions to keep going before I essentially digest myself and this blog dies. Which I don’t want to happen because I love moderating it!!
So PLEASE submit something if you have something! Anything at all!! Throw it in there!!!!
As the prophecy foretold...this blog is dying because I don't get any submissions and I've run out of content. There's gotta be jokes out there I've missed, people. Team effort!!
Giveaway over by the way
Okay, I’ve had a hectic few weeks, but I’m still around and I HAVE in fact selected the giveaway winners.
Contact me on this blog via direct messaging and we can talk about what writing you want. Obviously, I have certain things I like (shinguards) but this is about you!! (to a point. I have the right to say I’m not comfortable with a rq, and why, if I’m not comfortable with your first choice just be polite and think of something else you’d like.)
As a reminder from my original post:
First place gets a multi-chapter (5ish, 6 max, 5 + 1 fics are the idea here) fic, with about 1,000-1,500 words a chapter (I have a pretty succinct writing style unless there’s a lot to say.) Second place gets a 2-shot, 2 parts, about the same chapter length Third place gets a 1-shot, also 1,000-1,500 words! I can write AH AUs (ex. Minecraft, FAHC), X-Ray and Vav, and probably Camp Camp (please note I have not seen RvB due to personal circumstances and am not caught up on RWBY at all which is why I leave them out) but what I’d really like to write considering this blog’s content is, well, Lazer Team. I reserve the right to reject any fandom other than the aforementioned OKs if I don’t know it or don’t feel confident. THAT SAID I also reserve the right to reject ships or subject matter I’m uncomfortable with. Eg, no smut.
SO. Here are the lucky bastards who get my writing.
First Place: @aherolikeme!
Second Place: @seared-veins
Third Place: @fatandsassydragon
Again, PM me to discuss your winnings!
Lazer Team: A 10 second summary
We have a sister blog now! @lazerteamsuggestion !! And you can tell it’s our sister blog because I’m uncreative with my icons.
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Woody: Let me ask you a question, Herman. Where's the anger coming from, man?
Herman: From Hagan being a total bitch!
God vomited and there was half-ass.
Herman, probably
White people are crazy.
Herman, probably
Oh, I adore 'Rock, Paper, Scissors!' Although where I come from, we call it, 'Quartz, Parchment, Shears.'
Woody, probably
Hmm-hmm. Step off! Step off! You don't want none of this!
Zach, probably
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I always knew those guys were special.
Adam, probably
Hagan: ...What the heck is that? Herman: I have no idea what I'm looking at.
lazer team + dril (3/?) (part 1) (part 2)
bonus Adam:
You've wasted my valuable time, your valuable time, and you really wasted the time of that guy you killed. He's DEAD!
DETIA, in private, after Lazer Team
Adam: You're not pure of heart!
Zach: What?! Don't call me not pure of heart! What about you, with your crappy spandex? You're the one who's not pure of heart!!
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Oh, don't be silly, half-ass. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.
Herman, probably
Woody: Brilliant! Oh, one quick question.
Herman: What?
Woody: Do sealions eat seazebras?
Herman: You are going to be a help this time. Say it!
Woody: "You are going to be a help this time."
