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Jo: I’m pregnant.
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Alex: Babe? I’m breaking up-
Jo: I’m pregnant.
Alex: I meant the phone.
Jo: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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Jo: Hey Alex, can you help me with this zipper?
Alex: Of course!
Jo: ...
Jo: UP Alex-
Alex: Right, sorry-
Alex: Everybody, Jo and I are no longer dating.
Jo: Alex, that’s the worst way to tell people that we’re engaged.
Jo, pointing: May I sit there?
Alex: That's my lap
Jo: That doesn't answer my question, Alex
Jo: You're right.
Alex: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Jo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Alex: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Alex: Am I going too far?
Jo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Alex: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Jo: Only if you also don't ask why
Jo: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Alex:
Jo:
Alex: This one is fine
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Jo: Please, for me?
Alex: Don’t do that.
Jo: What?
Alex: You think whenever you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well not this time.
Jo: Please, for me?
Alex: Okay.

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Alex: I need to put on my glasses because everything is blobs.
Jo: Am I a pretty blob?
Alex: The prettiest blob.
Alex: Can we go home already? Jo's getting chilly.
Jo, shivering: N-n-no I’m n-not!
Meredith: Then why are you wearing Alex’s jacket?
Jo: Because it’s flattering!
Derek: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Meredith: I don’t know. How are yo-
Alex, from the other side of the room: Jo’s doing great!
Jo: You shouldn’t use a straw.
Alex: I know, I know. It’s bad for the environment.
Jo: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Meredith, to Alex: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?
Alex: the big spoon.
Jo, from the other room: He’s the little spoon.

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Jo: You know what you should do?
Alex: Get married again?
Jo: What?
Alex: Nothing
Alex: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Jo: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.