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Batman: Guy can't read.

Max: He'll adapt.

Batman: He'll adapt to reading?

#source: its always sunny in philadelphia

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Max: What's wrong with you?

Ted: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

#ted kord #source: crazy ex girlfriend

Guy: I have plans to go on a date with Tora.

J'onn: What's more important, your health or a date?

Guy: ...

Guy: The date.

J'onn: You lunatic.

#guy gardner #jonn jonzz #source: where the stars land

Booster: Yeah, well, my dad was not a man. He was a one-star Yelp review come to life.

#booster gold #source: unknown

Guy: Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.

#source: angel #guy gardner

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Batman: Didn't I disavow you people?

Ted: Oh come on now, you can’t get rid of us that easy.

#batman #ted kord #source: macgyver #im back from the dead

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Thank you!!! I'm sorry I don't post often

#i forget about this blog sometimes im sorry

Bea: Sometimes I envy you Guy; you're so unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, ambition, good looks. I could go on... Ah! Dignity, I almost forgot to mention dignity.

#source: borderlands 2

Tora: Good morning!

J'onn: For whom?

Tora: For you-m!

#source: brooklyn nine nine #tora olafsdotter

Booster: I’d be more nervous if I weren’t so good-looking.

#source: sabrina the teenage witch

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Max: You're kidding!

J'onn: That's me, Max, joke machine.

#max lord #jonn jonzz #source: elementary

Bea: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong woman. And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

#source: muppets #bea da costa

J'onn: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Ted: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Booster: I got distracted about halfway through.

Guy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#jonn jonzz #ted kord #booster gold #guy gardner #source: unknown

Max: I'm so disappointed in you.

Ted: Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that! You are not J'onn! ...and J'onn is not my dad!

#ted kord #max lord #source: community

Guy: It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome, but I can never admit it because that would make me an ass.

#guy gardner #source: community

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*while going through Bea's purse*

Booster: Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Ted: Thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.

Booster: Okay, so then this is definitely a gun.

#booster gold #ted kord #source: community

Guy: I have an idea!

Ted: Your last idea was murder.

#ted kord #guy gardner #source: community

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