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Munkustrap: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Demeter:

Demeter: Person A, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Munkustrap: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Mungojerrie: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Tantomile: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Rumpleteazer: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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Mister Mistoffelees: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Rum Tum Tugger: So it wasn't you?

Mister Mistoffelees: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

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Demeter: Okay, truth or dare?

Munkustrap: Truth

Demeter: How many hours have you slept this week?

Munkustrap:

Munkustrap: ...Dare

Demeter: Go to bed.

Munkustrap: I don’t like this game.

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*at a zoo*

Jemima: What are they in for?

Munkustrap: Jemima, this isn't prison.

Jemima: So they can leave?

Munkustrap: No, but-

Jemima, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Coricopat: I’m not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.

Coricopat: Like, I can build an entire flying ship with complex circuitry.

Coricopat: But you can bet that I’m doing this Tide Pod challenge.

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Munkustrap: What are you drinking?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea.

Munkustrap: Oh, really? What kind?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea...quila.

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Macavity: What should I eat for lunch?

Bombalurina: Poison.

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Mungojerrie: Are we in trouble?

Munkustrap: Take a guess.

Rumpleteazer: No?

Munkustrap: Take another guess.

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Macavity, at the jellicle ball: Back by unpopular demand... me.

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Old Deuteronomy: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Macavity: You left me in a Tesco car park at 2am a day ago.

Old Deuteronomy: I did that on purpose, try again.

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