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HOLD UP I LITERALLY MADE THIS SAME EDIT???
It's the way that the character is so well made that in a sea of thousands of funny tumblr posts to inspire us, author and fandom end up making the same meme to make fun of him.... that's just beautiful. 😭
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Zetian: Once I saw someone write lgtb instead of lgbt and it confused me, but now I love it because it’s a perfect acronym for let’s guillotine the bourgeoisie
Yizhi: Or it could be let’s get this bread
Zetian: Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie
Zetian: So Yizhi kissed you?
Shimin: [his head in his hands] Yes.
Zetian: [trying not to laugh] And you- said 'thank you'?
Shimin: ...yes.
Zetian: Well. That was very polite of you.
Yizhi at some point in his life: yes I am wearing all black and leather boots but I am actually so full of cheer and whimsy. My whimsy levels are beyond human comprehension.
Yizhi: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?
Shimin: *without looking up from the table* I don't know, how are you?
Yizhi: *voice cracking* I'm fine.
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Qieluo: Let me offer you some friendly advice—
Zetian: I don’t want your advice.
Qieluo: Then consider it unfriendly advice, asshole.
Wan'er: Zetian and your brother are screaming and shouting at each other outside. Don't you think you should do something?
Taiping: You're right, I should.
Taiping: *closes window*
Yizhi: These cookies are too sweet and they aren't even baked properly, I give them a four-
Shimin: I made them myself :(
Yizhi: - out of four
Shimin: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Zetian: No, we are mad.
Shimin: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Zetian: No, we’re not!
Shimin: I'm not a mind reader, Mei-niang!
Yizhi: No homo. We’re fresh out. We should get a new shipment in on Monday.
Shimin: Can you check in the back
Zetian: There might be some in the closet.
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Qin Zheng: Bitch
Zetian: Blocked
Qin Zheng: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something
Zetian: Unblocked
Qin Zheng: Bitch
Zetian: Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll be off this fucking planet
Qin Zheng: Young people are too young these days. Back in my day, young people were my age.
Qin Zheng: You're making me so annoyed I'm about to cry. But I won't. Because I am not redoing my eyeliner for you.
Zetian: I have long stopped wondering if you have any shame or dignity.
*Yizhi and Zetian sitting together in jail*
Yizhi: So, who should we call?
Zetian: I’d call Qin Zheng, but I feel safer in jail.
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Wan'er: What do you think is giving you anxiety?
Zetian: Um, let's see... Every aspect of my life?
Zetian: Why are you carrying Shimin's bag?
Yizhi: It looked heavy.
Zetian: It’s just paper.
Yizhi *almost in tears*: He carries too much, Zetian.
