Hylics Incorrect Quotes

Wayne: *pokes a Wayne Larva* Wayne Larva: mrrp Wayne, every time: Wow.

Dedusmuln: I detest sounding like one of those people who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.

Pongorma: Are you mad? Dedusmuln: No. Pongorma: So sharpening knives in the middle of the night is just a hobby?

Somsnosa: You just...can be a little obsessive at times. Dedusmuln: Haha, what? I have literally no idea why you would say that. Dedusmuln: *obsesses over why someone would call them obsessive for the next three months*

Pongorma: Why do I stick with you guys? Dedusmuln: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own. Wayne: That, and he’s good for the heavy lifting.

Somsnosa: When I say I’m "feral”, it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Somsnosa: Maybe I’m just stupid, and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.

Wayne, after putting up with more of Somsnosa’s shenanigans: Thank you. Somsnosa: For what? Wayne: Reminding me why I used to be a hermit with a bug-infested house and a dinky garden patch.

Dedusmuln: Yesterday, I overheard Somsnosa saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Wayne replying, “Just trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Odozier: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” or “fools”, on the other hand, are inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, and dramatic.

Dedusmuln: Wayne...you, your family, and us do not have “chaotic energy”. We are a bunch of young adults to middle-aged adults with mild boundary issues.

Somsnosa: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc?? Pongorma: ...I hope you know this haunts me. Somsnosa: Good.