Joblet: I-I see... So I made a mistake... How rare...
Goondis: It's not that rare for you to make a mistake. Your entire existence is a mistake.
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@incorrect-hotdaga-quotes
Joblet: I-I see... So I made a mistake... How rare...
Goondis: It's not that rare for you to make a mistake. Your entire existence is a mistake.

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Hey!! Just a heads up! In the future I'd prefer if submissions were submitted via text post and not an ask!
It makes it easier for me to queue and tag them! Also when you submit the quote, please do add a source in the tags. It makes it easier for me when I don't know where the quote comes from.
Maizey: I’m willing to put the past behind me and forgive you. Pam:...No you’re not, I know you. Maizey: You’re right, I still have dreams where I staple your hand to your face
Maizey: Where’s Goondis? Mike: I’ll do you one better, who is Goondis? Why is Goondis?
Dan: I RELISH the fact I MUSTARD up the courage to propose to you. Rebecca: that’s it we’re over

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I believe in you guys! So please, believe in yourself! …Okay? It’s a promise.
Gene during BmM
Gene:If you make one more crack at me I'm gonna...do something to you!
Pam:oh yeah Gene? What're you gonna do?
Gene:I'm gonna...kick your...head!
Pam:oh. my head.
Gene:YEAH
Pam:not my ass?
Gene:*thinks* YEAH
Pam:Alright then lets see it, huh! Kick my head! Cmon karate champ! I wanna see you kick above your waist, alright? Show me that roundhouse. Show me that sweeping crane kick that your kung fu master taught you.
Maizey:ok you two calm down. Pam, Gene's not gonna kick your head.
Pam:WHY NOT?? Its the most vulnerable part of the body! That's what sensei Gene taught me
Maizey:ok it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. I'm sure if he could do it over again he'd say ass
Pam:UH UH, UH UH. You know, if you wanna kill a snake whatdya do, huh? You cut off its head. Where's the fish rot from? The head. Take out the head, and the whole thing goes down! That's why a fisherman always goes for...THE HEAD.
*Gene hits Pam on the hand*
Pam:OW CMON GENE CMON
(Minersica is OTP)
Damn right it is!!!
Persica: Dont tell your mother~ Minestrone: Kissed one another~ Persica: DIE FOR EACH OTHER
Goondis: what do you have? Smeech: a knife! Goondis: NO

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Fries before Guys.
Maizey, all day, everyday
Mike: Roses are red, violets are blue, why did you leave me Ernie...w-what did I do-
((I believe the head quote is from Twitter!))
Thank you!!
Mike: Head? ;) Goondis: shoulders knees and toes
/psst, the quote with spaghetti is a vine/
OH THANK

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Dr. Goondis: Son, I checked your browser history.... Justice: Dad, I can explai- Dr. Goondis: It’s just pages and pages of pictures of spaghetti? Justice: hnNNGGGG
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