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Welcome to incorrect-heartless-quotes!! Please read if you’re new, as this is an introductory post to get things started!!

If you’re here, I’m sure you’re aware that Heartless and its characters belong to @abd-illustrates !!! I’m simply a fan who greatly enjoys incorrect quotes, so I thought it could be fun to make an iq blog for Heartless!! Keep in mind that he is not associated with anything posted here; none of it is canon or claiming to be, it’s truly just some fun shenanigans lol.

Some notes on how I’m going to handle tagging here are below the cut!!

#heartless #abd illustrates #not a quote #important

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Lance: Hmm, it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past.

#heartless #abd illustrates #lance lothaire #submission #incorrect quote #source: unknown

Flint: Eira, you’re bleeding out! What’s your blood type?

Eira: B… Positve…

Flint: I know, I’m trying!

#heartless #abd illustrates #eira hale #flint solveig #eira x flint #submission #source: idk #[the sequel has arrived]#tw blood mention #((these are lovely fjdksfjdks))

Eira: Flint, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

Flint, weakly: White hair, ice magic… calls me hot stuff… really handsome…

Eira: Ah- That’s- Uh- You’re dying! I meant your blood type!

Flint: Oh. Red.

#heartless #abd illustrates #flint solveig #eira hale #eira x flint #submission #tw blood mention #source: idk

Lance: he turns himself into a pickle, Alastor. It’s the the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

#heartless #abd illustrates #lance lothaire #submission #incorrect quote #source: idk it’s a meme

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Bandy: Why aren't you working?

Lorelei: Oh, I'm on vocal rest :)

Bandy: What?

Lorelei, raising her voice: I'm on vocal re-

Bandy: :)

Lorelei: ...God damn it, Bandy, now I need to make a tea with honey, okay??

#can u tell i really liked tgwdlm lmao-#heartless #abd illustrates #bandy bellamis #lorelei #lorelei heartless #incorrect quote #source: the guy who didn't like musicals

Alchemy: What do you want, Eira? What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions?

Eira: I don't think I have one of those-

Alchemy: Then how is anyone supposed to sympathize with you, Eira?

Eira: I don't know! I want money??

#(i might try to draw this at some point fjdskfjd)#heartless #abd illustrates #alchemy valentine #eira hale #incorrect quote #source: the guy who didn't like musicals

Lance: If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Alastor: Lothaire how did you get in my house

#heartless #abd illustrates #lance lothaire #alastor creed #incorrect quote #tw cursing #tw death mention #source: idk man it’s a copypasta

Alchemy: How are you today?

Glass: Please don’t make me think about my life.

#(i got this from the incorrect quote generator and i Lost My Mind sjbdjdbd.. poor guy)#heartless #abd illustrates #alchemy valentine #glass #incorrect quote #source: unknown

Lorelei: S(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😔😔

Bandy: He lied?

Lance: sbeve :)

#heartless #abd illustrates #incorrect quote #lorelei #lorelei heartless #bandy bellamis #lance lothaire #source: unknown

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Glass: You’ve always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom.

Doppel: I am pretty wisdomus

#heartless #abd illustrates #glass #doppel #submission #incorrect quote #source: unknown

Lance: MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY-

Alastor: *facepalm*

#heartless #alastor creed #abd illustrates #lance lothaire #source: tumblr #bandy is cackling #tw caps #submission #tw cursing

Someone in the Jury: [gets injured]

Dock, grabbing bottles of unknown liquids: I didn’t get my medical license revoked for nothing

Lance, from the other side of the room: it’s true, he got it revoked because he killed eight of his patients

#heartless #abd illustrates #dock #lance lothaire #submission #incorrect quote #tw death mention

Flint: I’m going to the store, does anyone want anything?

Heartless: My memories, please!

Doppel: A happy childhood.

River: Some self-confidence maybe..

Eira: Stable mental health would be nice.

Flint: ...yeah I have like. $7.

#definitely gonna draw this once my apple pencil works again lol #heartless #abd illustrates #incorrect quote #flint solveig #heartless (character)#doppel #river dial #eira hale

Alastor: I can't even tell any of you apart half the time, because I don't go by height or appearance; I go by amount of pain-in-my-ass, which makes you all identical.

#heartless #abd illustrates #alastor creed #submission #incorrect quote #source: unknown

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[Loud thudding noise]

Alastor, pinching the bridge of his nose: What the hell was that?

Bandy: A box fell down the stairs.

Alastor: That sounded a lot louder than a box.

Bandy: Lance was in the box

Alastor: ...Oh. Well that’s fine, then. Just don’t damage anything valuable

#heartless #abd illustrates #alastor creed #bandy bellamis #lance lothaire #incorrect quote #source: unknown

Stuffed animal: [has fur covering its eyes]

Heartless: [gently fixes it]

Heartless: There you go, you can see!

#((heartless my beloved oh my godddd 🥺🥺))#heartless #abd illustrates #heartless (character)#submission #source: unknown

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