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#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #good mythical morning #this fits our brand

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Link: Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear God I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

#link neal #good mythical morning #from: tumblr #source linked

(texting)

Link: Hello, Rhett McLaughlin, my boyfriend, who i care about very much.

Rhett: oh no

Link: do you perchance remember earlier this eve, when you were doing some paperwork on my bed?

Rhett: perchance yeah

Link: and you said you were hungry, so you pulled a bag of cheese puffs out of your backpack?

Link: and i looked over from my desk and said “whatcha got there? :)”

Rhett: and i said cheese puffs

Link: and you said “cheese puffs :)”

Link: right! great, so you remember that!

Link: i wonder if you remember this next part:

Link: i said “just be careful you don’t get any crumbs on my bed :)”

Link: and you said “sure thing :)”

Link: but lo, here i am, getting ready for bed. freshly showered, clean pajamas, ready to get all comfy

Rhett: oh no

Link: and i go to curl up in my covers

Rhett: oh boy

Link: and what do i find???

Rhett: im gonna take a wild guess

Link: please do

Rhett: cheese puff crumbs?

Link: cHEESE P UFF F CRUMB S

Rhett: LMAOOOOO RIP MY BAD

#link neal #rhett mclaughlin #rhink #from: tumblr #source linked

Link: I JUST FOUND OUR SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS

Rhett: why were you on a gay porn website

Link: for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

#Link neal #rhett mclaughlin #rhink #(if you squint)#from: tumblr #submission

marksandrec

Marks and Rec: Misc #1829

(Dialogue from Good Omens.) (Mythical Crew as the Four Horsepeople, heck yeah.)

#this fits our brand #rhett mclaughlin #link neal #cotton candy randy #good mythical morning #from: good omens

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Rhett: You’re so annoying.

Link: Then let go of my hand.

Rhett: No.

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #rhink #from: tumblr

Rhett: I’m in love with the dumbest person alive and I’m so so grateful.

Link: You’re such a prick.

Rhett: Fuck you.

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #rhink #from: tumblr

Rhett: Being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation.

[two days later]

Rhett: Update: Link got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how.

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #rhink #from: tumblr

Link: Stop looking at me! We’re fighting.

Rhett: But you look cute…

Link: Thank you.

Rhett: You’re welcome.

Link: Now stop.

#rhett mclaughlin #Link neal #rhink #from: tumblr #submission

Link: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Stevie: You’re a hazard to society.

Rhett: And a coward. Do twenty.

#link neal #stevie wynne levine #rhett mclaughlin #good mythical morning #from: tumblr #submission

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Link: Rhett, can I ask you a question? You don’t have to answer.

Rhett: Link, you caught me one night sneaking out of our dorm, naked with half a banana muffin in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.

#link neal #rhett mclaughlin #from: unknown #submission #good mythical morning

Rhett, with long hair and big beard: Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new crew member and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

Link: Why'd you give him two dollars?

New crew member: I thought he was homeless.

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #good mythical morning #from: unknown #submission

Link: Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious!

Stevie: ...What?

Link: I said thank you, Catherine Obvious!

Rhett: It's Captain Obvious.

Link: What?

Rhett: The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".

Link: It's not Catherine?

Stevie: No.

Chase: Who would Catherine be?

Link: Catherine could be a captain.

#link neal #stevie wynne levine #rhett mclaughlin #chase hilt #good mythical morning #from: unknown #submission

Link: [pushing on a door that says “pull”]

Rhett, filming: Push harder.

#link neal #rhett mclaughlin #good mythical morning #from: unknown #submission

evitierri

Rhett oh nO-

Had to draw these two in that BFU Post Mortem scene! Fit too well man

#this fits our brand #rhett mclaughlin #link neal #good mythical morning #from: buzzfeed unsolved

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Rhett: Ah, I'm losing so much water out of my palms! I'll be dead by morning!

Link: Pull it together!

Rhett: Maybe I was wrong about this. I don't know how to be a boyfriend.

Link: You haven't dated anyone. And I've only dated two-and-a-half boys, but I've thought about boys and relationships a lot.

Rhett: Mm-hmm.

Link: Like, a lot.

Rhett: Uh-huh.

Link: I mean, a lot.

Rhett: Okay.

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #rhink #from: bob’s burgers #submission

College!Rhett, drunk texting: bro like I straight up wanna write poems about how I feel about you it's like... Bro really nice

College!Link drunk too: !!!! I wanna fuccing read those poems bro!!!! wanna sing 2 u and stroke your hair bro!!!

Rhett: bro

Rhett: I wanna date the shit out of you

Link: wanna go out for dinner bro

Link: and hold hands

Rhett: bro bro bro

Rhett: I cannot express how much I want to do that

Link: ok COOL it's a date

#rhett mclaughlin #link neal #rhink #from: tumblr #submission #this has definitely happened

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