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Asuka, laying next to Rei who is sleeping: "Nice."

[Rei cuddles closer to Asuka, still asleep]

Asuka, chocking back tears:

"N I C E ."

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Asuka: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"

Rei: "Hmm.. World domination."

Asuka: "Aren't we a bit ambitious?"

Rei: "You're my world."

Asuka: "Aww.."

Asuka: ".. Wait what-"

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Asuka: Wonder Girl's my rival, I wouldn't date her.

[Rei smiles]

Asuka: Scheiße, nevermind-

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Rei, playing with Asuka's hair: You have a really nice hair..

Asuka: Thanks, I grow it myself.

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Asuka: Alright Rei, truth or dare?

Rei: Truth.

Asuka: I dare you to kiss me-

Rei, readying herself to pounce on Asuka:

Kaworu: She didn't even pick dare-

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Asuka, selling popcorn to Kaworu and Shinji: Do you want them sweet or salty?

Kaworu, holding Shinji's hand and smiling: I want them like him~

Asuka: We do not have ugly popcorn.

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[Peacock spreads its feathers at Rei]

Asuka: It's trying to attract you as a mate.

Rei, shyly lifting her top: . . .

Asuka: No.

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Mari: You're cute when you're angry.

Asuka: Yeah well I'm about to get real fuckin' adorable-

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Asuka, brushing Rei's hair: Your hair is so straight-

Rei: Nothing about me is straight.

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Asuka: It's illegal to be cuter than me!

Rei, absently while reading a book: We're all going to jail then.

Asuka:

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[Asuka struggles to tie up her shoes]

Mari, laughing: Can't tie your shoes?

Asuka: I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch-

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Kaworu: Is that a hickey?

Asuka: No, it's just a mosquito bite-

Mari, walking in: Hey guys!

Kaworu: Hi mosquito-

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Rei @ Asuka: Idiot.

Asuka: :(

Rei: ..My idiot.

Asuka:

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Asuka: Fuck you.

Mari: Is that an insult or a to-do list?

Asuka: What?

Mari: What?

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Asuka: What is perfectly legal but creepy as hell?

Mari: Facing the wrong way in an elevator.

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Rei: Mari told me that instead of being sad, I should 'go get it, girl', so I'm going to go get it, girl.

Shinji: Get what?

Rei: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

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