incorrect i-land

sunoo: literally no. i remember seeing bad handwriting and thinking "oh these other kids must be orphans or something."

ni-ki: okay sir old-as-shit

ooooh this is fun i get to share a nostalgic memory that you didn’t ask for but you’ll get anyways

my bio’s a quote from a fic by @/hypegirl on ao3 (we know e/o so don’t worry about plagiarism or whatnot). anyways, a few i-land moots and i basically thrived off of her updates and we’d scream about them together. this specific line sent us and a bunch of us changed our bios to it and made it into a whole cult is was great. idk this was pointless i just wanted to share it

goes all out with makeup and a full body costume: sunoo, jungwon, taeyong

stays at home and hands out candy: seon, geonu, youngbin

does the same, but instead gives the entire bowl to like the second kid because they called him handsome: sunghoon

draws on whiskers with a crayola marker and puts on a cat headband, because they simply do not have the time and energy to find a proper costume but they still have to do something because their friends will kill them if they don’t (ahem, sunoo, ahem): ni-ki, jaebeom

a white bed sheet with cut out eye holes, that’s it: euijoo, heeseung

maid outfit: jimin, hanbin

cat ears, but because they cute cute: kyungmin, yoonwon, taki, daniel

takes a nap and somehow sleeps in until 3 am: nicholas, kei, jaeho

seon: i’ve lost my son. can you make an announcement?

security: what’s his name?

seon: ...

security: sir?