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Matt: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Foggy:
Foggy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Foggy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Matt: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Foggy:
Foggy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Matt: .. —— / … ——— .—. .—. —.——
Foggy: What??
Matt: Remorse code
Foggy: I’m even angrier now
Matt: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Foggy: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Matt: Absolutely not
Matt: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Frank: Wow, you could at least start with a good morning
Matt: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Jessica: Fuck
Matt: We’ve got to work on your cursing
Jessica: Why? I’m perfectly good at cursing already

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Frank: Okay, I get it. You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven people died—
Matt: Twelve, actually
Frank: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really whose fault is that?
Matt: Yours!
Frank: That’s right, no ones
Matt: This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence
Foggy: No, it definitely does not
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Matt: I am trying very hard not to connect with people right now
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There is so much gold in Schitt's Creek for incorrect quotes.
Gonna start of with Matt channeling David Rose saying "I am trying very hard not to connect with people right now."
Hahaha I love that! I haven’t started Schitt’s Creek yet but it’s on my list of shows to watch, I guess I gotta watch it now!
Mind if I use that quote? I don’t want to steal your idea, so if you’re good with it I’ll put it in my queue & tag you in it for credit if you’d like :)
I think "This calls for a special blend of psychology and extreme violence" from The Young Ones sums up Matt pretty well.
Haha I love that, absolutely sums up Matt pretty well! Do you mind if I use that as a quote & put it in my queue?

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Matt: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Foggy: Myxine Circifrons
Matt:
Matt: fsh
Matt: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Foggy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
Matt: Death isn’t real and I’m basically God
Frank: Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness
Matt: That’s the sound of people dying, Frank
Frank: That’s what forgiveness sounds like
Matt: …
Frank: Screaming and then silence
@shaggy-irl SOMEONE NOTICED
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Foggy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Matt: No, it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police
Matt: Two years ago, I married my best friend
Matt: Karen is still mad about it, but Foggy and I were drunk and thought it was funny

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Foggy: Did you hear that!? Matt just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Karen: ...and you just threatened to kill him in his sleep
Karen: How do you do that?
Matt: I'm fearless
Foggy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad
Matt: I'm mostly fearless