incorrect crashtos

Victoria, angrily: I swear, I'm going to fucking kill her. Samira, sighing: Okay. Now imagine the Pitt without Trinity in it. Victoria, tearing up: Why would you say that?!

Trinity: Those jeans are really working for you, Crash. Trinity: They're working for me, too. Victoria: Are you flirting with me? Trinity: ... Something like that.

Dennis: Why is Victoria on the floor crying? Samira, reading a book: She's drunk. Dennis: And? Samira: She saw a picture of Trinity's girlfriend and started ranting about how much she wanted Trinity instead. Dennis: But she's Trinity's girlfriend... Samira, flipping a page: I know.

Samira: How did you realize that you're in love with Trinity? Victoria: I'm in love with Trinity?

Victoria: Just got my first girlfriend ever! Trinity: And your last.

Victoria: I like you. Trinity: I know, that's kind of why we're in a relationship. Victoria: I know. Victoria: Sometimes I have to remind myself out loud because you are so infuriating. Trinity:

Victoria: Well, it's time to move to Plan 2. Trinity: Plan B, you mean? Victoria: That would insinuate I only have twenty-six plans.

Victoria: What's the most polite way to phrase "You fucked up big time and you need to fix this now or else" in a professional email? Trinity: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do."

Trinity: Crash, you've been cuddling with me for three hours now, my leg's falling asleep Victoria: Mhm Trinity: Yes, you're right. I apologize.

Victoria, trying to hide that its her birthday soon: Anyone else love minding their own business? Trinity, Princess, and Perlah telling the whole department: No.

Mel, bad at socializing: I really like your name. Victoria, also bad at socializing: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Trinity: looks over Victoria’s shoulder at their laptop What the fuck? Victoria: slams screen shut It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! Trinity: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? Victoria: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! Trinity: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. Victoria, offendedly: You don’t know that! Trinity: I hear no denial.

Trinity: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Dennis. Dennis: Hey, fuck you.

Trinity: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Victoria: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Trinity: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

Trinity: So you like cats? Victoria: Yeah. Trinity: tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Mel: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Trinity: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Mel: You don’t have to wear… Trinity: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Victoria: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Trinity: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Victoria: Holy shit-