oooh so chilly

OKAY I really need to collect my thoughts here

Apologies if this is a bit disorganized

Let’s start w his kinks bc I think he’s got quite a few

He has a huuuuuuge thigh riding kink

Leans back on the couch with a smirk on his face as he eggs you on

“Come on, babe, I know you can go faster”

“You’re so needy”

“Look at you, using me to get yourself off”

He tries to act like he isn’t affected by it but you can tell by his moans that watching you turns him on

He just likes seeing you absolutely wrecked and knowing it was all because of him

Also has a light bondage kink like

He usually uses something lying around like a tie

But when your wrists are tied above your head and you can’t do anything but whine and writhe as he paints your neck and chest in purple hickies

He gets SO turned on

ALSO

He has a huge polaroid nude kink???

Hear me out

He loves taking them of you and he loves you taking them and gifting them to him

Bc there’s something about holding a physical copy of you splayed out for him that he finds so hot

He def bought you a polaroid specifically for taking them and he secretly takes the pics with him when he’s away on tour

He also has a light orgasm denial kink

Likes bringing you to the edge w his fingers then pulling them out at the last second so you’re left whining and clenching around nothing

“H-hao please”

“Please what? You’re going to have to work a lot harder than that to get what you want, baby”

As much as he likes to tie you up and let his hands go where they please

His absolute favorite position is you riding him

Mostly bc he likes giving you the illusion that you’re in control as you sink down on him and slowly move up and down and muffle your whimpers in the crook of his neck

But as soon as he gets over the initial bliss of you wrapped around him, he grips your hips and slams up into you

His thrusts are hard and deep and reach depths you could hardly dream of

Tries to talk dirty but it comes out in breathy groans

“God you’re so tight”

“You take me so well baby”

“Tell me who makes you feel this good”

Also likes to give light little taps on your ass to encourage you to go faster even if he’s controlling the pace

Alright now we’re going to go into territory everyone has thought about but no one is willing to say

Minghao’s fingers

We’ve all seen them

They’re long as fuck

And you’re lying if you say you’ve never considered how they would feel inside of you

But the thing is he also knows how long his fingers are and he uses them to his advantage

Will have you tied up for him and begging for him to do something, anything to give you relief

And his hands will trail lower and lower until they’re lightly gliding through your folds

Just when you think he’s gonna go on teasing you like that he’ll slam one finger in you and will move it in and out slowly at first so you feel all of it

He also knows how to angle his fingers to hit all the right places and knows how to rub circles into your clit to have you keening

While this is happening he places two fingers on your lips and you take them into your mouth and lightly suck on them while he slams into you

Though he maintains a calm and controlling demeanor, once he’s inside of you and getting close to his climax

He’s a whining mess and can no longer contain his moans

He’s still a romantic, so when he gets close he likes look into your eyes and you can see all the love and adoration he has for you

Also when he finishes he buries his face in your neck and lets out a bunch of breathy whines until he’s totally done

He’s super big on aftercare and loves to take showers afterward where he washes your body and hair for you and just let praise fall from his lips as you giggle and blush a little

OKAY GOODBYE IM SORRY

omfg

fun fact

i, azazel from guccisvt

love mingyu with every bit of my heart

playful make outs

where he laughs against your lips

and his hand is running up your side

or

intense make outs

where he lifts you up

gets you against the wall

or on the table

deep kisses all over your body

no in between

loves to leave hickeys on your collarbones

so intense when he’s desperate i’m sweating

will pin your hands up

kiss from you jaw to your neck

and his torso is pressed against yours

his hips are against yours

and he grinds

bye

now he’s a switch

let’s say he’s the bottom that new

so whiny

goddamn

would whine loudly when you suck a hickey on his neck

sucks on a breath when you drop to your knees

his forearm is leaning on the wall as you take his pants off

and he leans his forehead on the wall

just really loves blowjobs

loud moans

hand in your hair

tries not to move his hips too much

ride him and his moans get so loud you’ll probably annoy the neighbours

such a good boy like

won’t misbehave

or really rarely

now dom side

my fav oops

let’s get back to the blowjob part

probably asked you to suck him off tbh

holds ! your ! jaw !

groans a lot

“hold still baby”

Anonymous asked: Could you do a Svt reaction to their typically innocent s/o telling a dirty joke/innuendo? (If all the members is too much then just the hip hop unit is okay). Thanks!!

i will do every unit, but i’ll start with hhu

Seungcheol:

You were sitting in the kitchen with your boyfriend and the members as Mingyu and Junhui attempted to cook food for all of you. That proved difficult considering the amount of people, and the amount of food each boy could consume. “Ah, ah-! Stop, that’s too much!” Mingyu whined as Jun continued to pour more and more rice into the cooker. You looked up at the two boys, “Are you cooking or getting overstimulated?” Everybody was shocked, but nobody was more shocked than Seungcheol, who just stared at you in surprise. Then he exploded, demanding to know who corrupted his sweet little baby.

“Yah, where did you learn things like that?”

-

Wonwoo:

Wonwoo tended to complain about things being too small for him. Today, the subject of his distaste were the shoes he was supposed to wear to a photo op. “You know what they say about big feet, hyung,” Chan giggled. You didn’t skip a beat as you looked over at your boyfriend, “I think I’ll need proof of this theory.” The youngest member was dumbfounded that you would say something like that, but Wonwoo couldn’t even question or scold you for your sudden outburst; he was too busy blushing like an idiot.

“Jagiya, I didn’t know you could be like this.”

-

Mingyu:

Hotels were boring when you had to spend most of your time at them during tour, so you decided to go down to the pool for a bit to pass time while Mingyu and Minghao did whatever it was they wanted to do. When you came back, the room was full of torn out notebook paper, and Minghao was gone. “Oh, let me clean this up, jagi. There’s nowhere to sit down,” Mingyu chuckled, realizing how messy it was. You walked by him on your way to the bathroom to change out of your bathing suit, stroking his cheek as you passed, “I already have a seat right here, Gyu.” Before you even reached to close the door, Mingyu had wrapped his arms around your waist and was pulling you back to him, giggling loudly.

“I’m sorry, jagiya, could you repeat that for me one more time?”

-

Hansol:

Why the two of you thought you could manage to make a midnight snack together was beyond either of you, but you were already too far in now. Currently, he was trying to make grilled cheese with the toaster because he saw it on a BuzzFeed video, but it was proving to be a lot more difficult. “Ugh, it’s stuck…” he mumbled as he tried to pry the sandwiches out. “That’s what she said,” you snorted quietly to yourself before you felt surprised eyes on you. You just stared back at your boyfriend until he burst into loud laughter not even a minute later.

“C’mon, that was a cheap shot!”

-

Stranger: Oh no, is this boy missing?

Hansol: Oh its-

feat. vernon x matchmaker!reader 

genre/warnings: alcohol/lang, fratbois and other west uni cultures, matchmaker missmatching, cliche plots galore!! teeny weeny angst alluding to prior social awkwardness, bucket hats, aaaaand 69 (bottles of bobaaaaa) 

word count: 15.3k (my longest fic yetYYYEHEETTY)

This is going to be NSFW so if you’re not comfortable please do not read on.

Warning: SMUTTY

*credit to gif owners*

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Seungcheol:

“Cheol, please.” You whine as he slips his knee in between your thighs to part them slightly.

“Who?” Seungcheol continues his endless teasing, nearly you driving up the wall he has you firmly pressed against.

“Daddy~” You mewl softly, yearning for him to touch you.

“Baby girl you gotta speak up for me, I can’t hear you..” The words roll off his tongue like honey and god was it sweet.

“Daddy please~ fuck me.” Your voice raises and he raises his eyebrows at your sudden overwhelming neediness for him.

“Ah did you like that, baby girl? That’s what does it for you?” Seungcheol questions you and when you nod meekly he sucks his bottom lip in between his teeth.

“Daddy’s gonna treat his baby girl well, just listen to what I say. Got it?” His hands wrap around your waist and hoist you up, your lips meet his earlobe and pepper kisses after you whisper a ‘Yes daddy’.

Wonwoo:

“Wonwoo, stop teasing.” You groan as he drags his slim fingers up and down your clothed heat.

“Beg for me baby girl, daddy wants to know exactly what you want.”

“Daddy I want you to touch me, please-ah!” Your voice get cut off as he rips off your panties and licks a long stripe up your folds.

“Baby girl you taste so delicious, I don’t think you need to cook dinner anymore.” Wonwoo’s chin is slick and his words go straight to your throbbing core, you wiggle your hips and he places a hand across your pelvis to halt your movement.

“Tsk tsk Y/n, I go at my own pace, don’t make me fuck your pretty little face until tears are streaming down your cheeks.” You bite your lip to keep from screaming out his name as he returns his attention back to your clit and sucks.

“Baby girl?” His voice is almost timid, as if he was testing the waters with a name he’s already used a million times before.

“Yes daddy?” You lift your head up enough to make eye contact with him and he shakes his head.

“Nothing baby, just lay there for me.” The smirk on his face is evident, he knows how much you love that pet name and you respond so well to it that he’ll take any chance he gets to see you perk up.

Mingyu:

“Gyu~” You wrap your arms around your lovely boyfriends shoulders as he works on a new rap.

“Yes Y/n?” Mingyu turns his head slightly to see your glowing face, a face he has become so fond of.

“Can you take a break? I miss you…” Your fingers toy with the buttons on his shirt and he kisses the back of your hand before patting it.

“Baby girl, you know I have to work.” You let out an accidental moan at his words, you try to stand up straight and leave but his hands are faster than your legs.

His hands grab both of your wrists and hold them down to his chest as you stand leaning over the back of the chair still. The grip on your wrists is tight but not uncomfortable or unfamiliar.

“Do my words really have that much of an effect on you baby? Can daddy make you wet without even touching you?” Mingyu smirks at you and you clench your thighs together at his dirty words.

“I’ll take that as a yes, I suppose I can take a short break for my baby girl.” Mingyu stands up and throws you over his shoulder, he spanks your right cheek. Hard.

“Next time use your words and don’t interrupt my lyric writing.” He growls making you moan again and the wetness between your thighs becomes even more prominent.

Vernon:

Your legs wrap around Vernon’s waist and he pushes back a sweaty strand of hair from your face.

“You look so beautiful under me baby girl, so fucked out.” Vernon tells you as he pounds into you, one hand snaking between your thighs to toy with your clit.

“Vernon…oh god.” You mewl under his touch and the pet name makes you clench involuntarily.

“Oh fuck baby girl do that again.” Vernon picks up his pace and you clench again, the groan he lets out is music to your ears.

“Does my dirty little girl like that name? You like being called baby girl while daddy fucks you senseless?” He buries his face in your neck and growls next to your ear, you grip at his back as he hits your sweet spot perfectly.

“Daddy, I’m close.” You whine as you scrape your nails down his back surely leaving marks that he’ll punish you for later.

CEO! Seungcheol smut

*Side note; porn with quite a bit of plot, I got a little carried away

Warnings: Choking, spanking, oral, degrading name calling, sir kink, jealousy sex, dom!Seungcheol

Me reading a really good fic:

Me finding out the fic isn’t finished:

Me patiently waiting and checking back to see if there are any updates:

Me still waiting even though the author hasn’t updated that specific fic (or any for that matter) in forever[or worse has stopped writing altogether]:

*Most works are mine but there are works from other admins on the masterlists as well, as usual enjoy!*

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And someone will be the luckiest on earth

to have your sweet soul

Ladies and gentlemen who write smut(this is being aimed towards kpop smut), believe it or not it takes a lot more than 1-2 minutes for someone to climax in sex. EX:

“He started thrusting into me and I couldn’t hold it in anymore, I came”

That’s not realistic at all, plus most women don’t even climax because of penetration.

It takes(for an average person) 5-7 minutes(mainly with penetration) to orgasm, not 1 minute.

(Me adding on bc I saw some good comments)

The g-spot is a mythical land most never go to, they’re not gonna hit it the first time.

Plus like I said before THE MAJORITY OF THE FEMALE POPULATION DO NOT ORGASM BECAUSE OF PENETRATION, WE NEED STIMULATION.

Genre: Smut Word Count: +6,3k Warnings: unprotected sex Summary: It’s known around hogwarts that you and joshua hate each other. You can forget it when you two have a public prank fight since the first grade. It’s all fun and games, unharmful potions and spells until your cat disappears and you swear the ravenclaw is behind it all, and his touching your pet is too much. (hogwarts!au, ravenclaw!joshua, slytherin!reader, enemies to lovers!au)  

 “Are you sure ?”, you asked Junhui, again. Bringing your cup of pumpkin juice to your nose, you smelled it again and gave a look at your friend.You tried to smell if any strange liquid had been spilled in the juice.

“Yes.”, he answered again. Your friend didn’t look at you, his head hanging low, playing with the untouched food in his plate. You decided to leave the cup on the table, your attention now on the slytherin.

“Rough night ?”, you asked, remembering that last night was the full moon. You were one of the few people who knew about Junhui’s…condition. And even after so many years, he was still quiet about it, but you knew the boy too much and the dark circles under his eyes talked by themselves.

“Yeah.”, he answered, finally looking up. One his his hand supported his head as he closed his eyes, and it looked like he was ready to fall asleep right then and there. “She ran after me, again.”, he sighed.

“Again ?”, you groaned. Your eyes searched the girl he was talking about in the crowd, but you could only see the back of her head, and the other prefect she was talking to. Junhui nodded, and his eyes slowly opened as you hesitantly brought your cup to your lips.

“What did you do this time ?”, he asked, absently chewing on a piece of pancake. You tried to hide a chuckled as you swallowed. He was referring to the little prank fight you and Joshua Hong, from the ravenclaw house, were having since the first grade.

Little isn’t really a good adjective, the entire school knows about it. They’re the spectators of your evil and silly pranks, some of them are even betting on who’s going to win at the end. As said, it started in the first grade. Joshua sure looked like a sweet kid, but he only had the looks, not the attitude. You don’t even know how it escalated that much, but you remember him taking the last candy you wanted in the train, and you wanted to get back at him. He didn’t want you to have the last word, so he got revenge, and the pranks and low actions kept on coming.

“Dyed his hair green.”, you proudly said. A smile stretched your lips as you tried to imagine his face when he woke up today. You also couldn’t wait for the boy’s arrival in the room for everyone to see.

Truth be told, this prank was a hard one to pull. You had to find a potion that would dye his hair, and put it in something that he would eat or drink without thinking. The thing is, you both grew pretty paranoid, but it worked out at the end as you mixed the potion with same chocolate you left on full display in their common room.

Sneaking in was pretty hard and it was a pretty audacious prank, knowing that anyone could’ve ate it, so you were indeed proud of yourself. Junhui raised an eyebrow, a tired smile stretching his lips.

“He’s going to hate having our house’s colour on his head.”, he chuckled, and soon enough, a few whispers rose from the different houses and you already knew what was happening.

“Oh my god.”, breathe Junhui, his attention fully on the entrance of the room.

“She did that.”, you heard from the gryffindor table. A wide smile stretched your lips and you finally allowed yourself to turn around and look at the center of everyone’s attention. His eyes immediately met yours, he knew where you usually sat. His piercing eyes were radiating with hate, but your eyes broke the eye contact to look a bit up. You shocked on a laugh as you detailed what you wanted to call your masterpiece, his usually dark brown hair were now a light mint colour.

“Oh boy.”, breathe Junhui, regaining a straight position as Joshua made his way towards you. He didn’t pay any attention to the little whispers coming from the students, his jaw tight and fists clenching when he stood right in front of you. Everyone’s attention were on you, but you were used to it, especially after the bastard turned your skin silver for a goddamn week.

You innocently looked up, tilting your head to the side. He was breathing through his nose, and you didn’t let him the time to speak.

“Hello pretty boy.”, you chuckled, the nickname made him angrier as his tongue licked the inside of his cheek. “Who’s that new look for ?”, you asked, and you heard Junhui exhale through his nose behind you.

“When is it going to fade away ?”,  he asked through his teeth, and you had to bite your lip in order to hide your smile.

“I don’t really know, maybe a day, maybe a week, maybe a month.”, you pouted, repeating the words he told you when you arrived with silver skin.

“You could’ve picked another colour.”, he sighed, his hand running in his green hair and you couldn’t help but follow his mouvements with your eyes.

“At least you have something from our house.”, you immediately said, and you noticed how a flash of frustration appeared the cloud his eyes before he regained himself. See the thing is, when Joshua arrived in Hogwarts, and even before that, he prayed all the Gods he knew, wishing he was in Slytherin. His parents met in the school, one was a Gryffindor, the other a Slytherin. He knew that he didn’t have to be a Slytherin or a Gryffindor to make them proud, but he wanted to follow his father’s steps.

You remember his disappointed look when he got sorted in Ravenclaw. At first, he hated it, but he eventually grew to like the different aspects of his house. His sister even got in Hufflepuff, but she was less mad about it.

Your smile grew wider when he took a bit too long to respond, and you brought your cup to your lips, winking at him. “I would be careful if I were you.”, he then smiled. You knew this smile too well, it’s the one he pulls when you just bite into his prank, the one he pulls when he sees your face when you understand. His eyes quickly travel towards the cup, and you immediately detach your lips from the bronze cup. You’re obligated to swallow the sip of pumpkin juice you had in your mouth, your eyes narrow. He’s bluffing, you know it, there’s no way he slipped something in your drink. But before you can ask him anything, he’s walking towards the Ravenclaw table where a few students turn around to see his new look, but immediately turn back around when he shoots dragger at them.

Seven days, and still nothing. You had prepared yourself for anything, another skin colour changing potion, or even something to change your appearance. But nothing, not even a single thing. That was strange, really. Joshua was very quick to react, somehow making a potion the same day or in two days max, and spill it in something. You would check yourself in the mirror every day, one day checking if you had any wrinkle, the sign of an aging potion. The other day checking if you had any colourful spots, or any colourful locks. But nothing. His hair started to get darker, the green slowly turning brown, the potion fading away.