Incorrect C Team Quotes

Yes, I’d like to make a long distance call. First name Donaar, last name Blit’zen. No this isn’t a prank call!

I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

You give me a gift? BAM! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere? POW! RSVP. You do me a favor? WHAM! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

Evelyn: I don’t always make great decisions under pressure.

Evelyn: See that ball of fire in the sky? That’s the sun. Lathander’s lantern, day moon, old blazy. The important thing is, never to touch it.

Donaar: Why don't we stop being the C-Team?

Walnut: Donaar, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Remember, ladies, before you say or do anything, to ask yourself: ‘Is this the sort of thing that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the 19th and early 20th century?’ And if the answer is yes, proceed.

Walnut: Woah, Brahma is so pretty.

Donaar: You never read the paper?

I’m an adult and I can make my own bad decisions!

(in the Underdark)

Rosie: *Doing a crossword puzzle* I need a four letter word for ‘someone who changed your life positively.’

Walnut: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Fill your heart with bees. That way if someone breaks your heart, they have to deal with the bees.

Rosie: Donaar’s late.