When will Adira come back from the war?

Temptress: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?

Von: I wish you’d just admit you’ve made a mistake.

Marxman: Guess what I’m about to get!

Temptress: I just want to be included.

Marxman: Did you have a plan?

Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I wash clothes in my Washington machine.

Adira: I regret giving you that blender.

I’ll carve our initials into a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.

Adira: Since when do you not like avocado?

Adira (looking into the first aid kit): Why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?

Marxman: My parents aren’t home ;)

I don’t think Marxman and a sense of responsibility are even on speaking terms.

Everything is free if you run fast enough.

Marxman: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

When people say 'controversy', I hear 'attention'.

My plans are always practical! It's the laws of physics that get in the way of my success.

Some people wrestle with their personal demons. I stabbed mine in the back of the head. He was a bleeder.