Brian: It's almost time to switch from our regular every day guitars to our Christmas guitars
Zacky: Is there a difference?
Johnny: Yes. The Christmas ones light up
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Brian: It's almost time to switch from our regular every day guitars to our Christmas guitars
Zacky: Is there a difference?
Johnny: Yes. The Christmas ones light up

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We stand by you. We love you. We will never stop fighting for you. 🌟🔮❤️
Matt: *Glaring at Brian and Johnny*
Brian: I'm not scared of you! None of us are!
Johnny: I kind of am
Brian: Johnny, shut up
Brian: You love me right?
Zacky: I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip
Larry: Since when is babysitting Avenged Sevenfold my-
Larry: Oh, my god, that's exactly my job

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Matt: Aw damn, I cut my finger
Jimmy: *runs in* Wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo
Matt: What
Jimmy: *Stops and puts a bandage on Matt's finger, giving it a quick kiss*
Jimmy: *runs out* Wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo wheeee ooooo
Matt: .......
[Jimmy texting the guys at 1am]
Jimmy: Da dum
Jimmy: Da dum
Jimmy: Da dum da dum
Jimmy: Da dum da dum da dum DAAAA
Jimmy:
Zacky: Would you rather stab Johnny or-
Brian: Stab Johnny
Zacky: But I didn't even say the other option
Brian: I know but I would still stab Johnny
Zacky: ......
Johnny: Not gonna lie, I'm feeling a bit unsafe on this bus. Does anyone else feel the same?
Jimmy: I personally find Johnny adorable and very small, not to mention very easy to pick up!
Johnny: [squirming in his arms, feet several inches off the ground] Just because I'm shorter than you doesn't mean you can make fun of my height!
Jimmy: [starts swaying him back and forth] Aww! Aren't you adorable?!
Larry: [sees the house is flooded] Okay, okay. The only explanation is that I'm still asleep, dreaming that the house if flooded. What could it mean? What could it mean?
Johnny: [floating by] It probably means you're under a lot of stress because this isn't a dream and the house is flooded.

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Brooks: I can't believe you're trying to fit three people on one motorcycle
Matt: Wait, what do you mean three?
Brooks: You, Zacky and Brian?
Zacky: But where's.....?
Brooks: Who?
Brian: Oh yeah, that's what I meant to tell you guys!! Johnny fell off an hour ago
Zacky: Fun Christmas idea - I've hung mistletoe around, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under there.
Brian: So like........mistlefoe?
Zacky: Yeah!
Brian, walking off: JOHNNY, YOUR HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED-
Brian, looking at Matt: Babe do the thing
Matt: *smiles*
Brian: *gasps and holds chest* ohmygod
Brian: Is that a gremlin?
Brooks: Brian, that's Johnny
Brian: Whatever. Just don't feed that thing after midnight
Brian: Your smile? It makes my day
Matt: Your happiness? I live for that
Johnny: A room? Fucking get one

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Brian: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. If I were a coral, I'd be dead already.
Matt: What do corals even get stressed about?
Jimmy: "Current" events
Zacky: Get out
Matt: Let me see what you have
Brian: A knife!
Matt: No!
Zacky: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?