Types Of Friends When A Boy Fucks You Over
The Rihanna- Β Fuckβs up your exβs car in broad daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her
The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of them
The BeyoncΓ©- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and heβs living back with his mama and canβt qualify for unemployment
The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her manβs wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you
The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesnβt let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with βare we clear?β
The Cardi B- Literally will kill him
The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him
The Tiffany βNew Yorkβ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more
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