Rickie

Oh my god those are heelys

I want people to remember that, iirc, this is still considered the most faithful movie version of Romeo and Juliet

So they’re Kickers and not Heelies because this movie came out about three years before heelies but you can’t tell me Mercutio wouldn’t wear Heelies and that that isn’t exactly what Shakespeare would want.

Pink drink (derogatory)

customer service would be a lot more fun if this is how it was

why does he have the same cadence as Barbie

I’M SCREAMING THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT IT’S LIKE

Everything about this is hilarious to me because if you've been 'into' serial killer mysteries as long as I've been you've probably also sat though 10274748292 different people claiming this particular note would be the Big Reveal, how it 'has to be', because no one could crack it and then surprise bitch it's more of the same jackshit chickenscratch garbage he already sent you hilarious

The big reveal is that he didn’t know how to spell paradise.

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

I want a relationship like this

The himbo energy here is impeccable

The only possible response

It’s all right, maybe next time.

It was a good shot

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

this was honestly a religious experience

This is like when Catholics tell a priest all their sins and he has you go do something unrelated but nice as penance.