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Guess my sign plss?;))

Sup dudes..Guess my sign??

Aries: benches like 300 and then stands up and screams and flexes and then passes out

Taurus: hasn't shown up in 3 years lol

Gemini: shows up and disappears for months at a time, talks shit and flirts selectively

Cancer: working out with their significant other as always trying to get a cute booty

Leo: showing off, flexing, only works on one part of the body because that's the only thing they show

Virgo: probably owns the gym as well as a health food club right beside it. Gives advice and routines and shit

Libra: flirts, light workouts, consistently needs help from the trainers so they can bend down in front of them

Scorpio: hates everyone in the gym. Hates the loud music, hates the shitty equipment. Probably starts half the drama.

Sagitarrius, toys around with half the fuckin equipment and manages to break the ring ups.he also enjoys running. He always wants to run. He's the only one. Fuck you Sagittarius

Capricorn: the 50 year old obese man who doesn't talk but when he does its about Obama and guns

Aquarius: fuckin tries some weird ass workouts and is mostly enthusiastic about the whole thing.

sun: what makes you feel like you?

moon: do you have problem with trust?

rising: how/what do people say you come off as?

midheaven: what do you want to be when you grow up?

venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly?

mars: when was the last time you got mad and why?

mercury: who's your go-to person when you need to talk?

jupiter: when was the last time you got lucky?

saturn: what are you the weakest and strongest at?

uranus: are you rebellious and do you act upon it frequently?

neptune: what was your best dream and why?

pluto: what is your biggest aspiration and why?

lilith: what's your biggest turn on in someone?

aries: what's your favorite sport to play?

taurus: are you a dog or cat person?

gemini: are you introverted or extroverted?

cancer: when was the last time you cried and why?

leo: what makes you the most confident?

virgo: what's your strongest subject in school?

libra: what's your favorite make up brand?

scorpio: what's your most kept secret?

sagittarius: do you like to party?

capricorn: what's the last book you've read?

aquarius: do you believe in aliens?