bitch tf

id suck the tattoos right off that guy

id clean him off like a whiteboard

get weirder get gayer & by god my friend you must get hairier

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

she said “nut in me” so i packed that thing full of cashews

dick game amelia bedelia

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

my pronouns are whatever will get me out of this situation

kind of a milf. reblog

akinator could destroy chatgpt

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

Not swag for me personally.

leave him alone (swag)

Down with the monarchy, swag