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walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

this is so pure

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

when you leave me by myself for more than an hour my brain does this cool party trick where it totally loses its shit and cannibalizes itself in panic

*looks in a mirror* you again

ppl who randomly message u on the tumblr are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

*wipes away tears with dollar bills*

meeeeee jk not me cause im broke

someone make a meme about how literally every girl uses the dog filter on snapchat to be fake cute

someone make a meme about how literally every man complains about completely benign things that women do in order to give themselves a false sense of superiority

^^^^ niceeee

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we