you belong to the world

I was standing there waiting for Levi and his squad to return. This was suppose to be a quick sweep but more squads ran off because Titans had appeared. I trust and believe Levi is strong enough, but he was always so worried to take care of his comrades that he could be caught off guard. Hange made me stay behind because they worried I would act irrationally.

“What if he’s hurt?”

“No, you know he’s not, stay back and aid anyone that heads back this way.”

“Hange,”

They looked at me and shook their head reassuring me they’ll make him priority

In two weeks we’re getting married I need him back home. My nerves wouldn’t let me sit so I headed down to see what was needed.

“Levi help me choose a color for the bouquet,” I smiled as I walked into his office. 

“Y/N,” he frowned. 

“Oh come on you know you wanna choose,” I teased. “It’ll take you like 5 seconds you always know what you want.” 

“Only thing I want is to see you walking down the aisle,” he smiled softly. “Plus its your bouquet.”

“But I want you to help me,” I frowned.

He finally gave in and sat up to listen to my ideas. 

Time passed and more and more soldiers came home injured. I lost myself in helping them. My mind had drifted from worry to making sure everyone was bandaged up and being taken care of.

Armin came in with a cut down his forearm. Right away I sat him down and tended to him. I avoided any questions. I know what it’s like out there. Levi and I switch off when its small plans like these because in the bigger battles we both have no choice but to be there as Captains. Today was only suppose to be a sweep. 

“I said I’m going today Y/N,” he turned to me with a stern look on his face. 

Although his glare hurt, his eyes were always mesmerizing, even when angry. 

“Okay fine,” I turned towards the desk to clean up the reports scattered across my desk. 

He let out a sigh of frustration. I rolled my eyes and continued to clean up. I felt him come behind me and I felt his arms snake around me. 

“It’s and easy sweep today, I’ll come right back and we can bathe together tonight okay? Just please, I can’t leave if you’re mad at me,” he whispered into my neck. 

“I love you Levi, please be safe.” I turned and smiled as I wrapped my arms around him. 

“I love you more beautiful,” he said as he planted a soft kiss on my lips. 

Easy. 

I headed into one of the rooms to retrieve more bandages for Armin’s arm and I heard someone come in behind me. I turn to see Erwin and I dropped everything and ran to hug him.

I clung onto him crying out of relief to see a familiar face.

I turned to face him and I placed my hands on his face, “Where is he?” I smiled and tried to go to the door

“Hold on,” he grabbed me and pulled me back to him

My heart instantly dropped. My smile faded instantly and I stared at him.

His eyes couldn’t meet mine as he began speaking.

“Y/n, Levi was trying to save me,” my vision blurred completely and all I heard was muffled talking.

“We brought him back but he’s gone.”

“No he’s not. He’s right out there, Erwin it’s Levi not a new recruit. He’s always comes home to me,” I choked. My throat numb from holding back tears. “Please tell me he’s out there.” I pushed him back.

“Erwin please! Where is he?” I turned and ran out. I ran through the hallways to reach the courtyard.

Jean, Connie, Mikasa, and Hange all surrounded a body covered by a white cloth.

I froze. I looked at them in disbelief. My body, my mind, all went numb in an instant. Hange and Jean both ran to me and caught me. Everything was in slow motion. I just remember my throat burning from the screaming and my chest aching.

Connie and Mikasa watching me wide eyed standing next to Levi.

Suddenly I woke up. I was back in my room. It was dark out. I was drenched in sweat.

It was only a nightmare. I felt his body next to mine. I reached over to wake him up, in moments like these he always wakes up to help me sleep.

As soon as I touched him he jerked up and I realized it wasn’t Levi.

“Erwin?” I choked out.

“I stayed to make sure you were okay. I had to lay down because you were looking for him and maybe this would help.” His eyes swollen and dark.

It wasn’t a dream.

I only remember portions of it. Jean walking me over to see his face one more time. Erwin coming to get me. Hange getting me a sedative to calm down.

This can’t be happening.

I let out a loud cry once again. Erwin clung me to his chest while I shook and sobbed uncontrollably. 

Connie ran in worried I was alone. 

“Captain are you okay?” His voice out of breath. 

I felt Erwin wave him away. 

Hange came in. Connie must have told them. They stood by the door for a few minutes. Despite my continuous sobbing I was still very aware of who was in the room. Hange, Erwin, everyone but Levi which I needed the most. 

I finally stayed quiet and Hange spoke up,

“Y/N,” their voice whispered as they walked over to the bed. “He left you a letter.” 

A letter? When did he write this? Did he know today was going to be dangerous? Is that why he wanted to fucking leave? Is this why he was so adamant on him going instead of me. 

I finally looked up and Hange held out the letter. 

I struggled to bring myself to open it. I looked at Erwin and Hange one last time and slowly opened it. 

Y/N,

My love I am so sorry. I don’t mean to leave you my love. I never planned for any of this to happen. Im so sorry. If i can leave you anything to carry forever let it be this letter. I rewrite this every once in a while. I wrote the first one when you became mine, then again when we said our first I love you. Every year that passed just in case I needed to add something more. This time I rewrote it to let you know how in love with you I am. When I look at you I feel at peace. When i heard your voice I feel like nothing can harm me. When I see you walk into any room, even when we’re angry, my heart fills up with pure happiness. When you touch me I feel my body fill with love and admiration. You have gone through so much and Im sorry Im putting you through more. You dont deserve this. You’re strong. Please survive this. Erwin and Hange will be there but I want you all to hold each other together. I have always admired your courage. I need you to be brave for me one last time. I attached a copy of my vows to this letter just in case. I want you to have them. I love you y/n never forget that.

I looked inside the envelope to find his vows.

“My love are you in there?” I asked as I pushed the door open. 

“No! Don’t come in,” he said in a stern voice. 

“Oops,” I said as I walked in. “Don’t be mad please, I’m just bringing you some lunch I know you haven’t ate.” I noticed he moved reports on top of something he was writing. 

“What’s that?” I asked. 

“N-nothing,” he stuttered. “I thought we made a rule about knocking in case we were doing any wedding stuff.” He quickly said. 

“Oh so its wedding stuff huh?” I smirked. 

“Out.” he scolded me. 

“Fine, I’ll knock next time. I love you Ackerman.” I smiled and reached over to kiss his forehead.

He looked up and smiled at me. It was so innocent. What have you done to me Ackerman. 

From the moment I met you to today my love has grown for you more and more. I vow to continue to fall in love with every single part of you. To love and protect you from anything that harms your mind, body, or soul. I vow to care for you and be by your side every step of the way. I vow to be your light, your shoulder to cry on, and your motivation. Together we are better than alone. My whole life I knew I was missing something and once you came along I felt complete in this chaos. I vow to be with you always and forever however it may be. Your eternal protector. 

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Pairing: Eren Jaeger / F! Reader / Armin Arlert

Word Count: 5.0k

Series Summary: Eren’s more than willing to let his best friend fuck his girlfriend, going so far as even teaching him.

Part Summary: An out of pocket suggestion by reader’s boyfriend Eren has her feeling insecure. but after a few moments of explanation, she caves

Content: Threesome, Friends with Benefit, Mutual Pining, Cucking, brief Armin x Eren, Post-Timeskip

The sketchbook

A friend send me a fancomic of this and i died, i needed to redraw it but in color

Erwin POV

“Levi!” I yelled. I watched as the Titan grabbed a hold of him.

“I’m coming Levi hold on,” I launched my ODM gear. “Hold on!”

I desperately tried to reach him. Levi has never let a Titan catch him let alone keep hold of him but he dropped his blades when he pushed me out of the way. The Titan brought Levi up to its mouth. I landed on the nape and slashed until my blade snapped in half. I watched as Levi fell to the ground.

“Erwin!” Suddenly I was picked up and in the air.

“No,” I yelled as Hange held onto me tightly. “I need to get him back.” I slipped out of their grip and tried to use my ODM gear but I realized I was out of gas. I used the rest of it trying to get to Levi the first time.

Hange swung down and pushed me.

“Snap out of it Erwin, we’ll go back. We need to retreat.”

“Hange I need to get Levi. Y/n will never forgive if I just leave him there.”

“I can’t lose both of you,” they stared at me. “Take this. Get him and get back here.”

“He’s dead?” My body felt numb. I thought I was going back for an injured comrade, not a dead one.

“It bit him Erwin. You need to be ready for the worst.”

I quickly turned and took off.

“Ackerman,” I chuckled as I watched him torment a recruit.

“Erwin,” he looked up with a blank stare.

“Leave the kid alone,” I grabbed the recruit off the ground and cleaned him off. “Go on and eat.”

“What do you need Erwin,” he said impatiently.

“I just wanted to make sure you’re okay. You took a pretty big loss the other day.” I said carefully.

“I’m fine. We are well aware that this can happen every time we go outside the walls.”

“How’s the wedding planning,” I said in order to change the subject. “Cold feet yet?”

“Hell no, I love her. I’m ready.” His stance softened a bit.

“Good. You guys are good for each other.” I chuckled as he rolled his eyes.

I saw him. He was bleeding out.

“Hold on Levi. You have to get back home. She’s waiting for you. You told her it was just a sweep don’t do this to me. She’s gonna be angry with me.” I felt the lump in my throat start to ache.

I picked him up as best as I could and got back as quick as I could. My ODM gear was running out of gas again dammit.

“Erwin,” I placed him on one of the carts we brought to haul injured soldiers back.

“Levi stop talking.”

“Erwin,” he was trying his best. He was shaking.

“Levi,” I grabbed his hand.

“I need you to care for her,” he said weakly.

“No Levi, I can’t do it. She needs you, not any of us. Don’t do this.”

“I need you to tell her,” he coughed. “Tell her she can handle everything life throws at her. She’s not my wife yet but she’s an Ackerman regardless.”

“Y/n Ackerman? It sounds nice.” She said to herself thinking she’s alone.

“Already taking on the name?” I chuckled.

I startled her. “Erwin!” She turned a light red and I just laughed.

“You carry yourself as an Ackerman, y/n. You are an Ackerman already.”

She smiled softly.

“Levi,” I tightened my grip on him.

“Please don’t let her go into her darkness. She will be irrational during battle. Keep her out until she’s okay.” He looked up at the sky.

“Hurry up!” I yelled at the recruit leading us home.

They need to hurry. She needs to see him. She won’t forgive me. He was taking care of me. It was suppose to be me not him.

“Y/n Ackerman,” he smiled. “I wish I could’ve enjoyed saying that name longer.” A tear fell from his eyes and then they glossed over.

“Levi? Wake up,” I shook him. “Ackerman wake up now!” I cried out. For the first time in so long the death of a comrade stung. I let my head fall. I closed his eyes and let out a scream.

The recruit slowed down. He was being respectful of the Captains death but I didn’t want him to slow down. It felt more real. I heard horses and muffled cries coming from behind us. I turned my head up to see Jean, Connie, Mikasa and Hange.

All of their faces in complete shock. They knew what slowing down meant. They realized he was gone.

We continued to make our way home. They followed in silence.

When we came to a complete stop I saw Armin. He quickly jumped up and walked over to us.

“Who is it?” He asked.

“Where’s y/n?” I said quietly.

His eyes widened and then dropped. “She went inside to get more bandages for my arm.” He whispered. He let himself drop in disbelief. He covered his face trying to hide his tears. 

One of the aids came to help him up and asked if anyone else needed help. We all said no and I walked inside.

The hallways felt endless. I didn’t even know what to say. How am I suppose to tell her he’s gone?

“Erwin,” he knocked on the door.

“Come in,” I put the report down. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah I’m fine. I just want to talk about y/n.”

I stared at him confused. “Is she okay?”

“Yeah, yeah she’s fine. I just want to talk about if something ever happens to me.” He looked at me with a serious look on his face.

“You know I don’t like to get into those conversations Ackerman.” I tried to cut off the conversation.

He sighed. “Just listen to me,” he sat down across from me. “I just need you to listen.”

I opened the door to see her organizing and picking up bandages.

She dropped everything and ran to cling onto me. She let go and grabbed my face how she always does when we come back home.

“Where is he?” She let go and tried to walk out of the room but I quickly pulled her back. Her face quickly changing.

“Erwin!” She yelled and grabbed my face. I smiled and pointed towards Levi. She always made sure we were all okay but I knew she only ever wanted to see him.

She smiled at me and I watched her walk towards him. The way he smiled because of her. She helped him in so many ways and we all saw it. He’s a hard ass but never with her.

“Y/n, Levi was trying to save me,” I could tell she stopped listening. “I went back for him. We brought him back but he’s gone.”

“No he’s not. He’s right out there, Erwin it’s Levi not a new recruit. He’s always comes home to me. Please tell me he’s out there.” She pushed me back.

“Erwin please! Where is he?” She ran out. I stood there frozen.

Dammit Ackerman. This wasn’t suppose to happen. You had her waiting back home. You knew she was waiting back home you idiot. Why would you do that dammit.

I went to the courtyard and watched as she struggled.

Please pass out.

Jean and Hange helped her. Jean walked her over to see him. Right after they put the cloth back over him she fell to the ground completely.

Hange ran to get her a sedative and Mikasa helped prop her up. I walked over and picked her up. She was shaking and screaming.

My legs were weak. I’m not Levi, I can’t help her but I made a promise. I have to look out for her. I have to protect her. It’s the only thing he asked of me.

I laid her down on her bed and Hange gave her the sedative. As soon as she was out cold I fell to my knees and broke out in a silent sob.

Part’s one and two of my new fred weasley fanfic ‘a simple favour’ are out now, and the other two parts will follow soon as I’m just finishing them off. 

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Warnings: Smut

A/N: This is my first fanfic never mind first smut so please bear with they will get better, feel free to request anything in my inbox!

Snape finally announced the end of today’s lesson, relief washed over me as I packed my books and headed straight for the door. I have been beyond stressed at the moment, lack of communication from home, the upcoming OWLs and over-all my deteriorating mental health. I enter the Great Hall, scanning the area for my best friend Gabby, after failing to spot her my eyes fall on the two 6 foot red heads peering at me. I have always had a close relationship to the Weasleys, but in particular the two troublesome twins, I was the year below them, I met them on my tryouts in second year for the Quidditch team, they were always there for me, looking out for me like I was their wee sister. Much to my dismay I feared that’s all I would ever be to one in particular, over the years i’ve grown more and more fond of Fred, how could I not? He is tall, handsome and never failed to make me laugh. Now them being in their final year at Hogwarts, I had completely given up hope of being anything more to him.

I sauntered over to them, my legs heavy and head full of worry, plumping myself down beside George I let out a deep sigh, George noticed and wrapped his arm around my shoulder, “What’s wrong darling?” and that’s all it took for the tears to begin to stream down my face, “Oh y/n, please don’t cry” Fred says with a troubled look on his face as he extends his arm to grab my hand, I glance up at him as I reached up to wipe them away with my robe but before I could get the chance George’s hand came to cup my jaw as he wiped them away with his thumb, feeling already so much comfort in their presence, George whispers to me, “Come on, let’s get you back to the Common Room.” As we walk down each side of the long table, when we reach the bottom as we exit the doors, Fred’s hand grabs my own again as he pulls me towards him into a tight hug as he places a gentle kiss on my forehead, my heart flutters as he pulls away, giving me a soft smile as he retakes my hand and walks with me back to the Common Room. The walk is silent, comfortable silence with only the soft sounds of my sniffles as I hold myself together.

We walk into the common room, luckily it’s empty as everyone is still in the Great Hall, as we sit down in front of the warm fire I feel two hands grab my waist and pull me down, Fred had pulled me into his lap facing his twin, he softly wraps an arm around my waist and he places the other over the back of the sofa. Trying to ignore my current position I begin to open up about what was upsetting me, both twins listening more than they’d ever done in their lives. As I spoke the tears caught back up to me, but only this time it was Fred to wipe them away then repositioning his hand just ghosting over my stomach, I felt butterflies as he rested his hand so close to where I dreamed of having him. push them feelings away. As soon as I finished my rant they both jumped to come up with their own ideas to cheer me up, George suggested a weekend trip to Hogsmeade, which I politely turned down as I simply did not have time, gratefully I thanked the both of them as I sunk into Fred’s lap and rested my head on his broad shoulder, he tightens his grip around my waist and begins to slowly stroke my side with his thumb, the simple action not helping those butterflies I was trying to push down.

Time was passing as I just lay there while the twins engaged in their own conversation, knowing their presence was enough to give me comfort, I loved being this close to Fred, I could hear his heart beat so steady in comparison to mine as he moved his left hand to rest it on my thigh, I was still in my robes, as were him and George, but my school skirt being on the shorter side meant his hand was on my bare thigh, it didn’t seem to phase him but as my breath hitched in my throat at the movement he turned his head to me, “You okay love?” he asked not once breaking eye contact with me, I hummed and nodded in response, fearing words may fail me, he retorted with a small smirk, almost like he knew exactly what was going on in my head. Placing a soft peck on my forehead again he turned back to George, who was now looking at the two of us with raised eyebrows and the same smirk Fred had been holding a few seconds ago. George always knew about my soft spot for Fred, started in my 4th year when I couldn’t stop talking about how much I loved Fred’s hair long, George coming to instant defence of “Do you not like my hair? ITS THE SAME!?!?” from then on he knew I saw them both very differently. I shift in my spot, subsequently moving about in Fred’s lap, he lets out a small groan which would be barely noticeable if I wasn’t so close to him, he lifts his eyes to meet mine then glances down to my lips as I mouth a subtle “sorry,” his eyes dragging back to mine as he shoots me a wink, leaving me with a knot in my stomach and a rather damp situation in my pants.

This man knew exactly what he was doing to me. His hand began to slowly stroke my thigh, playing on what he already knew from my reaction previously. I almost started to think I was dreaming as his hand continued to caress and sometimes gently squeeze, trying to remain unfazed but loosing it completely when his hand slips between my legs and squeezes my inner thigh, my head drops into his shoulder once again and slipping through my lips is a small moan, hoping it was quiet enough that George didn’t hear. Fred instantly grew hard at the noise that had just escaped from my lips, he shoots George a look as if to say “If you don’t get out of here now I will hex you!” , and it seems he gets the message, he stands up as he announces “I think i’ll be best leaving you two alone, don’t have to much fun without me” he mocks jokingly as he retreats up the stairs to his dorm room. Once George is out of sight Fred laughs and turns to me and that signature smirk returns, “You okay love? you still seem very tense?” as the words leave his lips his hand continue to move up my thigh, now centimetres from my heat, he definitely knew EXACTLY what he was doing. “Suppose I am yeah, been a lot on my mind recently,” I say back, timidly as his intense gaze was making me nervous. You were putty in his hands. He leans forward slightly, resting his forehead against yours, “Is there anything I could do to make you feel better?” he asks while ghosting the tips of his long fingers over your heat, teasing, already knowing the answer. You groan at the small movement, before looking him in the eye, “Touch me Fred,” and that’s all he needed to hear.

He crashes his lips on yours desperately, after taking a moment to realise this is actually happening, you kiss back, releasing all the feelings you’ve been holding in for years into the kiss. As the make-out continued, Fred applied pressure to your clothed clit, rubbing over your sensitive nubs, you moan into the kiss, finally feeling pleasure. Fred removes his lips from your own, “That is the sexist thing i’ve ever heard y/n, fuck, your so beautiful” he says while catching his breath. He glances down at your legs still placed on his lap, grabbing the hem of your skirt and pushing it up around your waist, he wanted to see how wet you were and how gorgeous the view of his long fingers dipping in and out of your dripping pussy, something he thought about more than he would like to admit. You whisper right in his ear the same words you had said before, “Touch me, Fred please”, once he realised how long he’d been staring at your tiny body in his lap he nodded, moving your pants to the side and finally touching your wet core, you fling your head back into his shoulder, a whimper leaving your now plump lips, Fred swore he could come from just hearing you whine and moan under his manipulation. “You love this don’t you? Think about it all the time, I see the way you look at me, been dreaming of the day I make you cum” Fred whispers into your ear, releasing another moan at his words you nod your head, “Yes Freddie, all the time, please,” Although you never said what you were begging for, Fred knew exactly.

He dips one finger into your dripping hole, groaning himself at the warm wetness you had all for him, “Who’s got you this worked up y/n?” he asked smugly, “You Fred, all you” you reply, getting impatient for more, he dips back in, this time the full way, his long fingers hitting the spot easily, “Oh Fred” you moan out right by his ear. Oh my God he could bust from that right now. “Say it again,” as he speeds up the pace of the finger currently buried in your heat, “Fred, oh my god” you repeat as your head falls further into his neck, beginning to leave a trail of wet kisses. He slips another finger in, you moaning again into his neck, sending a vibration that went straight to his dick, already hard, pressed against your ass, causing his to quicken his pace again and curl them in. By now you are a moaning mess in his embrace, the hand placed on your waist now moving up to play with your boobs, caressing and squeezing them in his palm. “I’m gonna cum Freddie” you say with a moan following, “Cum all over my fingers princess, I want to taste you” . Princess. The nickname rang through your head as you release over his long fingers, letting out pornographic moans as you come down from your high, feeling the tension from your body you’ve been carrying all week fade into pure bliss. Fred slips his two digits from your pussy and your eyes follow his hand up to his lips, he takes both fingers into his mouth, licking and sucking off your juices until they are completely clean. “You taste as good as you look, princess.” The nickname, again, this boy had you wrapped around his pinky, and he knew it. You giggle, not once breaking the eye contact, he leans back in to leave a soft kiss on your lips.

Okay but like say it with me.....✨wEaSLey WhOrE✨

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