BLEH

I like holding hands like this

Let it be while sex or when out.

My boyfriend holds hands during sex just because I like it. It doesn't matter to him if we hold hands or not.

So for a long time I observed that when ever we used to hold hands like the above picture in public he always used to change it to the below picture but I didn't mind it as long as I was holding hands with him.

So one day he proceeds to tell me that he gets chills (the good one) and reminds him of us having sex when the holds my hands like the first pic and that's why he changes it because he doesn't want to get hard in public.

We used it a lot.

I got all tired and it felt like I was dying.

I got up today, all sad of being alive and not dead.

I cried again.

Humans pee the color of food they eat or the drink they drink?

So imagine you ate watermelon, the color you pee is red but you even drank coke with it, so the color becomes red + black.

Wouldn't it be awesome to pee different colors?

There would be some random person in the world who'd eat all combination to see what color they'd pee.

So, I am a girl who gets her periods and it is real bad. As usual, today was the day where the whole “my uterus is taking its revenge on me because I didn’t give it sperm” day but, because I live in a household where I am supposed to do all the household chores even if I can’t lift myself properly, I was told to do the work by my mom. Ngl, she was trying her best to be nice to me because she knows, how really bad my cramps are. Yet, she expected me to do. 

So when I went to the kitchen, I saw my two cousins (brothers) doing all the work. They mopped the floor, made the breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, washed utensils, and when I asked them if they wanted help, they told me to go sit. 

So this guy I’m talking to tells me that he is in court and I, like a dumb person ask him “whom did you kill?” and he takes few minutes to calm himself down (probably) and then proceeds to text me that he is a lawyer...  

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Sorry for the late wishes.

//I love my India...

//Ye mera India..

//I love my Indiaaaa...

//Vatan mera India..

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Humans...

And if "humans" isn't in the option, I'd choose to erase homophobia and racism.