Dust Collector Extraordinaire

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

I’m sorry, is his stance now “be glad I’m not having you murdered instead”?

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HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

Actually i agree? It sucks that parents get mad at kids for doing something they enjoy if it isnt sports

the thing that is being said here is not “i wish other things than sports were acceptable in today’s society” but “i was born with glass bones and paper skin and therefore i should be allowed to play ten hours of video games a day, MOM”

youre projecting

since you asked and I want to be completely honest, yes it absolutely looks like you’re projecting

It doesn’t just look like you’re projecting, it looks like you’re also deliberately starting arguments with people half to a quarter your age on the internet to make yourself feel good about the mounting realisation that life is meaningless and we must all each make our own purpose and in 43 years you’ve done nothing towards that end

Did that painting take ten hours to make

Man makes picture of monkey confusing the moon for an orange, derides people learning electronics skills in the 21st century.

It’s called “Sunset Baboon.”

Can you imagine some huge tattooed guy showing up at your job and you think he’s gonna beat the shit out of you but instead he tells all of your coworkers that your kid’s an asshole

That would be even worse actually

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This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.