SAFFRON🦋

I don’t have like a lot of experience with cake fireworks and god knows when I get close to flames you guys remind me of it later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

me every time taylor gives a speech: so how much money do you think it would cost to tattoo the entire thing on my body

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

if you can’t handle me at my pre albums meltdown you don’t deserve me at my inbetween albums chill mood.

That feeling when you get framed for stealing a rare pop-up book from Gruber’s Antiques and they throw u in jail but you fully didn’t do it and you don’t know if you’ll escape in time for Aunt Lucy’s bday but hopefully you’ll make some new friends in unexpected places along the way!

a reminder that when you’re at a taylor swift stadium show of 60k people, you have a 0.001% chance of being chosen out of the crowd. scale that to the internet. lower your expectations. enjoy the funny and kind people on here. write about how much taylor means to you. and if it’s still to much, log off and take a break. you deserve to feel good 

I needed this 💘