We Interrupt Our Hiatus to Bring You the Following Holiday Greetings!
"May joy and peace find you upon this day, no matter your faith or creed. Love is the greatest gift that can be given or received; cherish this time when it burns brightest."
"Myaah! Save the sentimental drivel for the Hallmark Channel, you angelic imbecile! Everyone knows this holiday is all about conning your friends, family, co-workers, and acquaintances out of as many gifts as conceivably possible. Here's hoping you all wake up to a horde of brightly-wrapped loot big enough to put a dragon to shame! Myahahaha!"












