Smol Bean

Aries: Plant flowers leading up to a venus flytrap where the prettiest flower will be set and they’ll walk up close enough to admire it and be engulfed.

Taurus: You can’t catch a Taurus, they’ll blast you with pepper spray and probably fight you so just don’t even try.

Gemini: Lead them into a McDonald’s and let them crawl into the kiddie’s play area where they’ll fall into a depth of smelly feet.

Cancer: Build a store dedicated to socks and socks alone.

Leo: Spend the night in a club and the one who drops their ass in a circle the most is a Leo.

Virgo: They’ll be the ones wearing a “Free Hugs” sign so hug them and their sign and you’ll be happy.

Libra: Put some carrots in a stable and they’ll eat it with their horse and BOOM, you’ve got em.

Scorpio: The love of their life has already captured their heart so it’s probably no use, find yourself another buddy.

Sagittarius: Make a loud pterodactyl screech and they’ll respond with a better, even louder one.

Capricorn: Start some unnecessary drama and a Capricorn will be the number one supporter, cheering them all on.

Aquarius: They’re probably sitting under your bed already, don’t worry.