RIP

Pain. So Deborah canonically wanted to spen her last moments with ava and ava alone. Then she decided to live for

SHE BOUGHT OUT THE FUCKING LOUVRE FOR THEM ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think it’s interesting how they skipped past the discussion of Ava not going back to tub. Like who decided that? Did Ava straight (lol) up refuse as payback for all the deception? Did Deborah coax her into bed because she didn’t want to sleep angry? Was there even a discussion or did they both just crave to be closer and mutually crawl in under the guise of keeping the lie going?

These heterosexual relationships they put our ladies in lasted like half an episode. Nico was to show Deborah she CAN be with someone young and pretty (Ava) and once again how she’s only willing to put her career aside for the love of one person (Again, Ava, see season 4 finale) sex worker magician guy was to show how Ava can only emotionally invested in Deborah’s life. Ava being overzealous about sex work and its “importance”, which I feel like is interesting phrasing to begin with, is very consistent with her character. in season 1 she talks about how she uses sex to ignore her feelings. Right before gigalo reveals he’s a magician, Ava is talking about how she doesn’t expect much (out of their relationship) and when he reveals that he actually wants to be a magician, she’s clearly disgruntled by this but doesn’t immediately say anything like I feel like she normally would’ve. I think that’s because him saying that was suddenly forcing her to realize he could want a relationship outside of sex. I don’t think Ava actually has a problem with magicians, her saying it was cringey felt flimsy. She has a problem with combining sex and vulnerability. Deborah has the exact same problem. The fake dating episode WILL make them realize they CAN do both with the other.

Misty can’t be the final girl because she’d kill herself

Marty Funkhouser is so fucking funny how is he real. His your cunt is in the sink joke is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. His voice is so funny and he’s actually deranged.

If panic at the disco goes on tour I will be going sorry in advance

The downfall of yellowjackets is so sad but they had it coming when they killed all the gay people. Do they know they could’ve got away with every butchered plotline if they just kept it queer? WE ARE YOUR BEST AUDIENCE MEMBERS and I unfortunately have no interest in the show since all the couples are dead lol

Why the fuck aren’t more of you yuri bitches on this ava deborah shit. Here we finally have two amazingly developed female characters with a sexy age gap and a totally contextual sexual relationship and only 700 of you are seizing this?? They are prime bratty bottom dommy mommy material must I do everything myself link dropping soon

Oh okay honey babe let’s go to singapore

Unfortunately the transition from but its better than you do to I write sins not tragedies is that serious like man what a song