Lemme take a crack at this
Marinette knew what she was talking about. Everyone wanted a romantic relationship! Because then that leads to a sexual relationship when theyâre older and they can get married and have three kids and pets like her and Adrien are going to have!
Then all of her friends would get married, too! She, Alya, Myléne and Rose or Juleka (depending on who has the baby), and maybe Zoé could get pregnant at the same time so their kids could grow up together, be friends, date each other, get married, and have kids, too, so they could all be one big happy family!
How could anyone not want that?
Itâs why sheâs so desperately trying to help Alix realize sheâs not aromantic or asexual. Those things just arenât real. Sheâs either gay or straight and just waiting for the right person.
Maybe, itâs fine if she doesnât wanna have sex, but there are methods for her to have a baby with her future husband or wife. She just needs to find her the right person.
Marinetteâs been leaving pamphlets around in places she knows Alix would see. She found this amazing forum for people who were so obviously confused about their sexualities. So many of them went to this amazing camp out of the country and came back wanting relationships! There were a ton of positive reviews and pictures of their families, so this was definitely something Alix needed.
And who knows? Maybe she could help Max, too. Sure, he was a little⊠But everyone is able to find some sort of love.
Then she could set Marcâs two classmates up with someone. She knew the girl was demiromantic or whatever, so she definitely had a chance to convince her to just go for it! She felt like she knew Adrien for years when she first laid eyes on him! She just needed to find that right girl and sheâd instantly knew they were meant to be!
She wasnât sure about the boy, though. He was kind of like their classâ version of Alix, but with the right help, heâll realize being in a relationship can be a beautiful thing and then stop dragging his classmate down with all that nonsense about needing an emotional connection to fall in love. When you know, you know!
But back to Alix. Marinette just knew it! Sheâd be happy like she and Adrien are!
âWHICH FUCKING CRACKHEAD PIECE PF SHIT THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY?â Alix thundered, waving a crumpled pamphlet in her fist. The locker room went silent. âHUH?! FUCKING TALK OR IâM GONNA START BREAKING HEADS!â
âAlix, what are you-â
âTHIS!â She shoved the pamphlet in Nathanielâs chest, forcing him to pick them up and read through them while she continued to yell at anyone who looked suspicious. His anger rose the more he read.
âAre you fucking serious right now?â He hissed and crumpled the pamphlet into a ball. âWhoâs sick idea of a joke is this?! THESE ARE CONVERSION THERAPY PAMPHLETS!â
The room somehow got more quiet except for Alixâs angry muttering.
âI swear to God, I am gonna KILL whoever keeps leaving that crap everywhere! I keep finding that shit in all my usual spots! I thought it was just some asshole, but NOOOO! Apparently, someone here has a problem with AroAce people! Specifically ME!â
Max pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to regulate himself before he spoke. He was angry, too, but more yelling wouldnât get anything done.
âNathaniel⊠Let me see those.â Nathaniel wordlessly handed him the pamphlets. He unballed them and read about the practices these people do in the name of âcuring confused people.â The more he read, the more he was able to break it all down and felt bile rising in his throat. They actually made peopleâŠ
Sighing, Max sat on one of the benches, just staring down at the floor while his leg bounced. Kim took the spot next to him and squeezed his shoulder to help ground him.
âThis person is fucking sick,â Ivan mutters, balling and unballing his fists.
Rose approached Alix once she was calmer. âAlix? Maybe we can walk with you until we find out who left those?â
âYou do,â Juleka told her firmly. âIf itâs someone in the school, thatâs even more dangerous. Just⊠We donât want you being alone when thereâs someone here thinking like that.â
She knew they wouldnât let this go. So⊠She sighed and that was more than enough of an answer for Rose who promptly hugged her. âOkay, now weâre hugging,â she said with a slight smile.
âBut make no mistake,â Rose chirped, but her tone sounded ominous. âWhen I find this person, I will introduce them to the business ended of my ceramic unicorn head. And she has a VERY sharp horn.â
Kim snickered. âFrom the mouth of Rose Lavillant, everybody.â Everyone was able to laugh, slowly forgetting about their earlier anger.
Alix allowed herself to relax. Sheâd be fine.
Alya glared at her phone screen. âHoly shit.â
âWhat is it?â Marinette asked, leaning over to look at her phone.
âSome asshole left conversion therapy pamphlets in Alixâs locker.â Alyaâs glare hardened, not noticing the strange look on her friendâs face. âSome people are so disgusting. Do you have any idea what those places do to kids?!â
âWhat places?â Adrien asked as he made his way over to their table. He routinely kissed Marinette without thinking and took a bite of his apple.
âSome asshole put conversion therapy pamphlets in Alixâs locker earlier,â she hissed and showed him the screen.
Adrien furrowed his brow and took the phone to look at the picture of the crumpled pamphlets. Okay, everyoneâs clearly angry, but⊠âWhatâs conversion therapy?â
âDude, those places are nightmares,â Nino muttered, taking off his cap to run his fingers through his hair. âThey torture queer people, mostly kids sent there by their lousy families who canât accept them. They prick their fingers with needles, do electroshock therapy, force them to do âgender-approvedâ activities which is some sexist bullshit, and emotionally abuse them by forcing them to âadmit their sins.ââ
The more Adrien listened, the more his face fell. How could anyone possibly think that was helping kids?
âOh, and most of the time? Those freak shows arenât even run by real therapists,â Alya added. âTheyâre run by religious nuts who canât stand to see queer people happy!â
ZoĂ© glanced over as she was walking with her tray. âOh, God. You mean conversion therapy? You know some assholes are still running places like thag in America? Years back, some Mormon couple sent their daughter to one of those places run out of someoneâs house. The assholes forced her to stand wearing a backpack full of rocks and forbade her from going to school unless she âcomplied!â She managed to escape, though, but sheâs got back problems now.â
Adrienâs mouth opened and closed. âWhy would someone want Alix exposed to that?â
Alya shook her head. âBecause some people are just idiots who want the world full of straight people with three kids as white picket fences.â
Marinette fidgeted with her napkin. âWell⊠Yeah, that all sounds bad, but⊠Maybe this person thought they were trying to help?â She felt multiple eyes on her. âI-Iâm not saying their methods are okay, but the people running the camps know what theyâre doing, because a lot of the people do come out happier, and start families! And who doesnât want a family of their own? And, you know, thereâs nothing wrong with wanting three kidsâ I certainly want three kids with Adrienââ
Adrien choked on his apple. Kim crossed the room in seconds and smacked him on the back to cough it up on his tray.
âWh-what?â Adrien managed to say, eyes wide. One kid, he could handle, but THREE? Actually, he wasnât even completely sure he wanted any kids.
Marinette blinked, stunned by his reaction. âW-well, yeah! When we get married-â
âMarriage?!â Nino exclaimed, startled. âThatâs years from now, Nettie. I-I mean-â
Julekaâs voice somehow cut through the chaos. â⊠Weâre you just defending conversion therapy?â Marinetteâs earlier words suddenly registered.
âIâm just saying it canât be all bad if the program works! Maybe some people had bad experiences at ones that werenât licensed, but if there are camps that actually help people, thatâs no reason to badmouth all of them.â
Everyone just stared at her with varying looks of horror, disgust, and disappointment.
â⊠You left those pamphlets in my locker,â Alix accused, making her jump slightly.
âW-well, itâs just everyone here is so happy in their relationship! I know you keep saying you donât wanna date anyone because youâre aromantic, or whatever, but I know you just havenât met the right person yet!â
âWhat is wrong with, Marinette?!â MylĂ©ne yelled.
Marinette sputtered. Why couldnât they see she was trying to help? âNothingâs wrong with ME! Alix is the one that wonât give dating a try! She just rejects the idea of romance and no one sees how weird that is! Everyone should want to be in a relationship, to have someone to love and hold them, to marry, have kids and grow old together-â
Ivan grimaced. âAre you hearing yourself right now? What makes you think any of us even want kids? Sure, I think about marrying MylĂ©ne sometimes, but those are my thoughts, I donât pressure her like youâre doing right now!â
MylĂ©ne smirks at him. âMarriage, huh?â
He blushed. âLater, mouse.â
âIâm not pressuring anybody! Everyone wants to date, get married, and have kids! Itâs natural!â Marinette yelled.
âOkay, if itâs sooo natural,â Nathaniel sarcastically said. âWhat about me and Marc? Youâre clearly so invested in straight couples, but what about queer couples?â
âOf course, you can have kids-â
âAnd what if we donât?â Rose asked. âWhat if Juleka and I just adopt a bunch of black cats and put them in pink collars, and thatâs our family?â
âGuys,â Nino interrupted. âGood points, but weâre forgetting something here.â He turned to Adrien who seemed to have lost some of his color. âAdrien⊠You heard Marinette just now. Do you wanna get married and have kids with her?â
âWhat?! Of course he-â
Adrien opened and closed his mouth. He was still fifteen. Who thought about marriage and kids at fifteen? And three kids? Did Marinette actually expect for them to⊠Would he even be a good dad? He barely knew how to take care of himself without private chefs, maids, and laundry teams, but she expected him to take care of three kids?
Oh, God, and marriage. He never even thought about that, that was all Fatherâs plans. Get married to sone rich girl, make the families even richer, and have babies to continue the bloodline. It was all everyone talked about FOR him and expected of him when⊠When he never wanted any of that.
Be tuned back in and could hear overlapping arguments. Zoé and Juleka were holding Alix back from attacking Marinette who had a bruise forming on her cheek while Alya was trying to explain something to a teacher and Rose was yelling at Marinette and pointing an accusing finger at her.
âYou donât understand!â Marinette screamed and her voice sounded so wrong. âWeâre all supposed to have kids, and they can be friends, date each other, get married, and Emma Louis and Hugo will-â
âShut! Up!â Alix thundered. âYou are disgusting, Marinette! You are so disgusting! No one wants to follow your creepy heteronormative bullshit! I am not dating anyone! I am not marrying anyone, having sex, or having kids! And that whole fantasy you have in YOUR head of conversion camps making happy straight people who will marry straight people and have perfect straight babies is so wrong!â
âTHEY ARE HAPPY! They were just confused and didnât understand what they wanted because everyoneâs always talking about aromanticism like itâs so natural!â
âBITCH!â Alix broke free from ZoĂ©âs grip, grabbed and Orange, and threw it directly at her forehead. âWhat isnât natural is your obsession over having kids with Adrien like itâs your ultimate life goal! Who says he even wants kids?! Did you even ask him? Youâre so obsessed with a big happy family, so you mustâve had that conversation with him dozens of times.
Marinette rubbed her forehead where the orange hit her. âO-of course he wants kids! I know he does!â He has to want kids as much as she does. Heâd love Emma, Louis and Hugo, heâd take care of them, heâd convince them to model her kids clothing line and theyâd have fun like he did modeling, heâd introduce them to more appropriate activities other than fencing because Emma shouldnât be handling swords and she didnât want Louis and Hugo getting so sweaty in those bulky uniforms when soccer was perfectly fine for them, and she could sew Emmaâs cheerleader uniform or ballet outfit, then theyâd meet Alya and Ninoâs kids, theyâd be friends, date, get married, and their families would be friends forever-
âI donât want kids.â
And her world just cracked.
She slowly turned her head toward Adrien. He looked away, unable to meet her gaze. After a beat, she laughed. âWhat?â
âI said I donât want kids,â he repeated. âAnd after⊠After what you did to Alix and how you could defend something that hurts innocent people, Iâm not sure I wanna date you anymore.â That time, he looked at her.
âNo. No, youâre just caught up in the moment! Everyoneâs yelling and confusing you-â
He slammed his hands down on the table. âIâM NOT A CHILD, MARINETTE! OKAY?! Stop treating me like I canât make my own decisions and opinions! I know what I want! I know I donât want kids! I know the person I was dating is able to somehow defend conversion therapy! And I know you are not the person I want to date! Alix is supposed to be your friend! So is Max! But apparently, you have a problem with people who are aromantic and asexual and would go so far as to recommend they be abused in order to be âfixed!â How do you expect me to be comfortable dating someone like that?!â
âAdrien, you donât understand! They need this!â
âThen I guess Rose and Juleka, and Marc and Nathaniel need it too, huh? Because if your idea of perfection is straight couples having babies, then you think they need therapy, too?â
âNo! Theyâre capable of loving people! Alix and Max arenât!â
âOh, my God, my head hurts,â Nino muttered, rubbing his temples.
âI DO love people,â Alix asserted. âI love my dad, I love my idiot brother, I love my friends, and I used to love you, but now I donât.â
Max added, âThe same goes for me as well. Marinette, you are incredibly toxic. The fact you think Alix and I are incapable of loving anyone due to our preferences and the fact you think romantic love is the only kind of love is proof of that.â
âI am NOT toxic! Youâre the ones who are confused! There is literally nothing stopping you from dating people and finally being happy! But youâd rather spend your lives alone and unloved with no one to wake up next to every morning and tell you how much they love you right before your kids run into the room! THAT is love! REAL love! Otherwise, what is even your life if you donât have a partner?â
For a moment, no one says anything.
Marinette smirked triumphantly, thinking she finally had them cornered. Theyâd finally see she was right, come to their senses, and sheâd forgive Alix for hitting her and help her find a date. Sheâd have to be less abrasive if she really wanted to date someone, but the girls could help her with that. Then sheâd bring Adrien back to his senses and they could have a long talk about their future and sheâd tell him all of the beautiful things about marriage and kids. Besides, heâs a guy. Guys want sex with their partners. Heâd have his fun and the end result would be three healthy and beautiful kids. And with his genes, theyâd look perfect! Who wouldnât want to date them when they got older?
â⊠Fuck you, Marinette,â Alix finally uttered before leaving.
What?! No! Thatâs not supposed to happen!
âConsider what friendship we had over,â Max said and followed her out.
âUnfollow, unfriend, block, and unsubscribe,â Alya listed while tapping on her phone.
âIâm out, too.â Nino glared at her before hooking his arm around Alya and walking her out. He cast a sad look at Adrien over his shoulder before heading out the door.
Then MylĂ©ne, âDonât ever call me.â
Ivan, âSame goes for me.â
Nathaniel, âYou make me sick.â
ZoĂ©, âAnd I thought ChloĂ© was bad.â
Rose, âIâm returning all of my friendship bracelets.â
Juleka, âLuka dodged a bullet.â
Kim, âNever talk to Max or Alix ever again.â
Other students filed out of the cafeteria, unable to even be in the same room as her. Marc narrowed his eyes as he passed with some of his classmates. Two in particular glared the hardest.
That just left her and Adrien. But surely heâd never side with those traitors! He loved her!
But then he stood and said, âWeâre done,â and left to catch up with the others.
Went a little off track than what I had planned, but whatever!
As for what can happen next?
Marinette still thinks sheâs in the right and confiscates the Miraculous. When she thinks Char Noir, Argos, and Ryuko will be on her side, theyâre just as disgusted by Ladybugâs aphobic ramblings and make it clear they want nothing to do with her
Alya dismantles the Ladyblog and centers it around Chat Noir, the supportive hero Paris needs who recently came out as AroAce, to Ladybugâs anger since Chat Noir was her backup plan, and Luka blocked her
Adrienâs in a happy queerplatonic relationship with Luka who recently moved back to Paris, respects his preferences, and doesnât try to force marriage and kids on him. Instead, they have black cats and set them up on play dates with Juleka and Roseâs cats