heehee

imagine doing heroin on this rug

i’m a feminine boy protecter. come here feminine men let me protect you

okay tumblr user femboytorturer 🥰

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature