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What was Andy Griffith's real name?

Matthew

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Somethings don't work til you say em.

Matthew Fouts

That's America's Europe...Wisconsin.

Mike Lee

#american europe #wisconsin #america #europe

I believe the earth is round. I believe birds are real. You know what? I believe whatever Beyonce believes.

Matthew "Not a flat earther" Fouts

#flat earth #birdsarentreal #beyonce

Is macaroni pasta?

Matthew F

#macaroni #pasta

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Let's disagree to disagree.

Matthew

#disagree

Use the fucking Queen's English!

Matthew F

#queensenglish #queen #english

There's not enough water in water.

Matthew F

#water

A dates not a date without a stop to AutoZone or Wal-Mart.

Matthew F

My whole life is a quote.

Roxie

#quote #Roxie

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I wish Taco Bell sold McDonald's food.

Matthew

#taco bell #mcdonalds #Matthew

Wizard of the Oz

Matthew: ...Wizard of the Oz.

Geani: It's "Wizard of Oz."

Matthew: Same thing. Johnny of the Depp.

#wizard of oz #johnny depp #Matthew

Why is it so hard to dress yourself?

Matthew

#get dressed #Matthew

I'm the real life Beyonce, bitch.

Matthew

#beyonce #bitch #Matthew

That's my dream napkin.

Matthew

#dream #napkin #Matthew

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Zac Efron would be proud.

Matthew

#zac efron #Matthew

That's a pretty avocado.

Jorge

#avocado #Jorge

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