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“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.” “Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

^^this.

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you

THE HARRY POTTER ONE

im just bringing this back 2 remind everybody god is dead and we killed him

im glad the image has been removed because the comment section alone is enough to give me a migraine

I’m bigger than my body I’m colder than this home I’m meaner than my demons I’m bigger than these bones

Sure Ellen Page came out of the closet but could she draw in the third grade? Macklemore investigates

that sentence was wild from start to finish

Omfgggg when will this ever get old

OH MY GOD

as a white kid named Guark i can assure you the whire part is true

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

yo ok what she said my bad

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….

reblogging this again bc y’all really gotta check it out

You need to marry someone you'd still be down to fuck real quick in the laundry room while the kids are watching 'The Lion King' downstairs and there's only ten minutes left on the timer till you need to take the dinosaur nuggets out the oven.