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scale of 1-10, how good of parents do you think each vsmp member would be?
Abolish: I don't think he'd want to be a father, but if put in that situation he would do his best and be a fairly lenient and patient parent with his child: pass on all the knowledge he has and ensure they grow up to be independent. A solid 8/10
Apo: I feel like she might enjoy being a parent, especially if itās by Cherriās side. I think a toddler would love her bluntness and theyād actually do a pretty decent job at looking after a kid 9/10
Avid: I think heād be a fun dad, maybe a bit too much and would get on a teenagerās nerves but as long as heās not in manic mode heād be very loving 9/10 probably the friendgroupās favorite parent
Cleo: Yeah I think sheād just be a cat parent lol. Theyād be good with children definitely, but not particularly up to raising one 3/10?
Drift: Drift seems like the person youād call to be a babysitter imo. I think sheād absolutely love taking care of a baby or little kid. teenager maybe less so. But regardless sheād probably be pretty good at it 9/10
Legundo: He'd be the perfect dad, don't even argue with me (/j). He's a broken man but could never let that affect being a parent. He would love his children with his whole heart and teach them to be kind and gentle and to help others who need it. 10/10 you cannot take this from me
Martyn: ā¦.I donāt really know what to say for this one. V!Martyn as a parent seems like a terrible idea to me. 1/10
Owen: This man could not survive any sort of familiar relationship. He might try, and could even love the child, but he simply wouldn't be able to be the parent that a kid would need. 2/10, pity point for good intentions
Pearl: I think she could be a good parent, but I dunno if raising a kid is something sheād necessarily want to do. 7/10 if the situation presented itself
Pyro: Unfortunately I think he's been too messed up by his own neglectful parents to raise a child easily, but he'd try his best. They'd be overbearing sometimes, get into plenty an argument, and become too tired to cook dinner or keep things clean every so often, but his mindset is that as long as he gives the kid a better childhood than his own, it'll be okay. 5/10
Ren: I can easily imagine him being the type of father to tuck his kids in and read them stories or even tell them tales of his own life. I think his kids would get a lot of outdoor exposure, but maybe pick up some bad biases from him as well. we all know how he viewed vampires in the series.. 7/10
Sausage: If he had to care for a child for more than a few hours I think he'd go crazy. He's too busy traveling and writing and fucking around. That kid is going straight to the adoption center, sorry! 1/10
Scott: Oh you already know he'd be the best girl dad ever. He would spoil his child rotten and raise them to be sassy and smart like himself. But if he had a boy that would be a different story... Maybe drop down to a 7/10. If it was his actual child he'd still love and care for them, but not as much.
Shelby: She'd without a doubt pass on all the stories she was told by her parents, teaching them to love the unkown and the strange, and she'd instill so much curiosity and kindness into her children. 10/10
this took too long to answer because I immediately knew what I thought for about half of them, and then i just threw it in my drafts thinking later me would figure it out soon lol. nope!
Now that would completely change things
Owen was clearly a lot more stable with Louis, and now heās not consumed with grief and hatred, so heād be much more emotionally available. He would also be likely to shower his kid in excessive affection to compensate for what he never got, and to make sure they always feel loved.
Honestly Owen deserves a domestic life like this. Someone start the fic immediately! /j
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scale of 1-10, how good of parents do you think each vsmp member would be?
Abolish: I don't think he'd want to be a father, but if put in that situation he would do his best and be a fairly lenient and patient parent with his child: pass on all the knowledge he has and ensure they grow up to be independent. A solid 8/10
Apo: I feel like she might enjoy being a parent, especially if itās by Cherriās side. I think a toddler would love her bluntness and theyād actually do a pretty decent job at looking after a kid 9/10
Avid: I think heād be a fun dad, maybe a bit too much and would get on a teenagerās nerves but as long as heās not in manic mode heād be very loving 9/10 probably the friendgroupās favorite parent
Cleo: Yeah I think sheād just be a cat parent lol. Theyād be good with children definitely, but not particularly up to raising one 3/10?
Drift: Drift seems like the person youād call to be a babysitter imo. I think sheād absolutely love taking care of a baby or little kid. teenager maybe less so. But regardless sheād probably be pretty good at it 9/10
Legundo: He'd be the perfect dad, don't even argue with me (/j). He's a broken man but could never let that affect being a parent. He would love his children with his whole heart and teach them to be kind and gentle and to help others who need it. 10/10 you cannot take this from me
Martyn: ā¦.I donāt really know what to say for this one. V!Martyn as a parent seems like a terrible idea to me. 1/10
Owen: This man could not survive any sort of familiar relationship. He might try, and could even love the child, but he simply wouldn't be able to be the parent that a kid would need. 2/10, pity point for good intentions
Pearl: I think she could be a good parent, but I dunno if raising a kid is something sheād necessarily want to do. 7/10 if the situation presented itself
Pyro: Unfortunately I think he's been too messed up by his own neglectful parents to raise a child easily, but he'd try his best. They'd be overbearing sometimes, get into plenty an argument, and become too tired to cook dinner or keep things clean every so often, but his mindset is that as long as he gives the kid a better childhood than his own, it'll be okay. 5/10
Ren: I can easily imagine him being the type of father to tuck his kids in and read them stories or even tell them tales of his own life. I think his kids would get a lot of outdoor exposure, but maybe pick up some bad biases from him as well. we all know how he viewed vampires in the series.. 7/10
Sausage: If he had to care for a child for more than a few hours I think he'd go crazy. He's too busy traveling and writing and fucking around. That kid is going straight to the adoption center, sorry! 1/10
Scott: Oh you already know he'd be the best girl dad ever. He would spoil his child rotten and raise them to be sassy and smart like himself. But if he had a boy that would be a different story... Maybe drop down to a 7/10. If it was his actual child he'd still love and care for them, but not as much.
Shelby: She'd without a doubt pass on all the stories she was told by her parents, teaching them to love the unkown and the strange, and she'd instill so much curiosity and kindness into her children. 10/10
this took too long to answer because I immediately knew what I thought for about half of them, and then i just threw it in my drafts thinking later me would figure it out soon lol. nope!
Im having big fireshot thoughts over here
I think that after enduring so much abuse presented as a twisted form as love, Pyro would internalize that and do the same thing to Avid because he knows he's weaker than him and he can get away with doing that <3

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thinking about legvid where Avid is just this scrawny little thing and Legundo is like double his size, and now all Avid can think about is Legs fucking him because #size difference kink
i think estrogen couldāve saved most of the vsmp characters
Is it really a scott character if heās not suicidal?
more scott
All the transmasc headcannons are right and i also think he should get pregnant
i didnt finish bannerfall or even watch Scottās pov but i headcannon that during the series he was pretty scrawny and didnāt properly take care of himself, but now, years later heās become fat and strong and he actually loves himself now and i love him too
i so adore weight gain during healing arcs

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Avid deserves to be forcefemmed <33
Drift and Elle should corner her and dress her up in pretty lingerie, slowly kissing over her body and praising her for being such a good girl, spreading her legs to finger her and remarking on how well she takes it
The whole time Avid is so turned on, and definitely learning some new things about herself everytime they call her a girl
Now that im back on my bullshit
Tf!Pyro x Tf!Scott hate sex
listen, scenario for the college au based off a meme, someone finds a pregnancy test in the bathroom, who do they blame first? (for being pregnant or getting someone pregnant) (its belongs to a complete stranger but they don't know that-)
Ooh this would cause such chaos, everyone's just pointing fingers at each other and trying to solve this mystery by looking in all the wrong places
I feel like first accusations would go towards Saus because they know he's notorious for sleeping with anyone he can on campus
Then it would shift to Pyro, Avid, and Shelby because they're horny and desperate for sex all the time and it wouldn't be too surprising if they got involved in some way
vsmp but instead of vampires it just a college wide hide and seek game, with some people fucking after being found; Owen and Scott find Pyro, them three find Shelby, Shelby finds Avid, Cleo finds Pearl, etc etc
.....yes I may or may not have listed the pairings I think fucked after finding a hider- honestly the thought of the core four vampires having a orgy....
(š havent seen any posts form you in liek a months nd idk if thats cause you got no asks or lost interest so ya good?)
Heyyy... didn't really mean to dissappear like that, I just stopped going on tumblr for some time, but I'm back
I love this idea, it would be especially fun if someone made the point to hide in a public/semi-public location to test the waters and take advantage of their kink
And 100% yes, the core coven needs an orgy, let them have fun and fuck all they want <3
dehumanization tropes i love
-not allowed on furniture. remain standing or kneel on the floor, no sitting
-not allowed to make eye contactĀ
-being silenced immediately every time they try to speakĀ
-casual manhandling, being dragged alone because theyāre not trusted to move by themselvesĀ
-casual, nonconsensual touch. randomly pulling them closer, absently playing with hair, manually adjusting their posture
-giving orders without explanationĀ
-giving orders they know are arbitrary, just to exercise power
-talking about them like they arenāt even in the roomĀ
-authorizing other people to monitor and control them
-being kept in restraints 24/7, with movement restricted even further in their downtimeĀ
-degrading their natural behaviors and reflexes. stare is creepy, smile is ugly, flinching is disrespectful, etcā¦
-putting down their hobbies/interests
-ascribing ill intent to all their actions and assuming the worst from them
Scott to Pyro

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I desperately need the horny trio to go crazy... Drift riding on Avid as hes pathetically whimpering and beyond overstimulated as Shelby walks in and joins, groping Drift and encouraging her to cum on Avid while the two make out on top of him.
I blame the voices for this one, causing me to come out of lurking :p
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You should listen to the voices more often
Iām obsessed with these three, more sheldriftvid waiter!!
God I can imagine Avid being so pathetic, just whimpering and whining the whole time, trying to touch anywhere he can reach on Shelby or Drift. Maybe Drift reaches down, fingering Shelby as they make out, soaking up all the beautiful moans she makes.
. (I kinda left this unfinished but it canāt stay in my drafts forever so just posting what I got)
you're so right, therapy would make them worse because then they'd have to leave the bubble they put themselves in- you know what its fine- they're fine, they're more functional then in canon-š©ø
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