Kaboom

^ directly after this moment he locks shocker in a car trunk and pushes it off a bridge

^ aforementioned bridge push. in couples' therapy

^ second panel happens moments after first panel

Ok, first off, this woman will treat you like you're the most wonderful, outstanding, sweet, amazing cookie in all of Earthbread (and you ARE 🫵) and will cherish you so much. and second of all, BE READY TO BE SMOTHERED IN LOVE BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A LOT AND A GOOD DEAL OF IT IS FOR YOU SO GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

I imagine Hollyberry loves to touch you- no, not in a sexual way- like, she loves hugging you, picking you up, cuddling you, kissing you, even just holding your hand! she says it keeps her grounded, especially when she's stressed. also, she loves to play with your hair! (and I'm probably gonna say the same for a bunch of the others but HUSH) she loves styling it and brushing it and she buys you special hair products so it can stay nice and healthy!! it does not matter how long your hair is, it is luscious and she adores it.

I feel like you guys would have a whole nighttime routine and the last part of it is hopping into bed and cuddling until you fall asleep! But beware, when her arms wrap around you, good luck trying to escape because they are locked tight around you till morning comes. I feel like she would really like spooning, and she's usually the big spoon. she just wraps you tight in her arms and cocoons you in warmth and comfort.

some of her bad habits may come to a halt when she's with you, but some will definitely not fade. case in point, her uhm...juice obsession (Translation: Alcoholic-ness, for lack of a better term). it will most likely persist and poor you will sadly have to deal with it. poor little [Y/N] will have to help Wildberry Cookie drag her back into the palace, get her to bed, have her drink water, wait till she falls asleep, and then deal with her massive hangover the next morning.

BONUS!!:

I can't deny the fact that Hollyberry would bring up the hypothetical of you two having a kid together. it isn't surprising, really. she had already had one (and maybe more before...), why not make another? I mean, she probably wants another shot at parenting, too. it should be easier now that she doesn't have to be a single mother, no? and you would probably end up getting super flustered because of her baby fever and you'd pass out with a nosebleed Zenitsu-style <3

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i made this in the middle of the night with an overwhelming pain in my throat so this might be all over the place :')