I am Iron Fist

          I think landing on it after falling two           stories might have done that for me.

           That’s impressive. But also            not the way to parkour. 

          [Repeatedly slams phone against table] Okay, seriously?

           That’s going to void your warranty. 

I don’t.

           I was, uh, being sarcastic. I’ll work on it. 

         It’s too bad others are too busy frolicking to follow your example.

         Does Stark know that you hold him in such high regard?

           Mm… Probably. A vacation over them doping up Stark’s tower here.

           We don’t all have the same definition of VACATION. 

                 –Go to space for a few months and I come back with everyone                  losing their minds. I thought it was a robot they were fighting?

                  They deserve a vacation.

                It’s been a while I’ve seen you around.

         I was running a business. 

        …Thank you. [ Takes a sip from her own mug ]             How do you deal with these guys?            Seriously… And don’t say meditation.

         [ shakes head ] They’re not ALWAYS like this. 

                 … [ Wants to tell him to never call her sugar again,                      but she really wants tea ] No– No, I’m good, just tea is great…

            So...No sugar or milk? Got it. I’ll remember for next time. 

        You’ll have to take that up with the person sending the invitations.

       Fair enough. Tea?

Definitely not me.

          I guess my invitation got LOST in the mail. 

           Hi new best friend that doesn’t judge me, yes please.

         Sugar?     You should try meditation. 

These are the people who’ve labeled themselves Protectors of the Earth.

         Who signed off on that? 

[ Sits next to him quietly and steals a sip of his tea ]

           Would you like your own cup?