āThere are two types of love. True love, and the love we actually get.ā
āI would love you more if you were someone who could love me.ā
āOur love was doomed, a burning building, a broken neck. But nothing since you and me even feels like love.ā
āI want everyone to love me and Iām pretty sure the trick is to just be myself, but with money.ā
āI can only infer that love exists from its effects on others.ā
āI will always love you, or anyway I will always have loved you now.ā
āYou are the love of my life so far.ā
āWill you still love me when I am a spooky ghost?ā
āIām in love with the you I wish you were. I only stay with you because you look like him.ā
āSometimes even love isnāt enough. So what chance do WE have?ā
āI wish being in love was enough. I wish it counted for anything at all.ā
āI hate it when you leave but I love to look at your butt while you walk away.ā
āYeah, maybe we all die alone. I masturbate alone, too. Sometimes.ā
āSometimes when two people love each other itās really unfortunate.ā
āI donāt believe each person has just one true love, but sometimes we donāt have enough time to find another.ā
āIf love lasted forever, weād only ever get one.ā
āJust once Iād like to fall in love with someone? who will ruin things before I do.ā
āAh, unrequited love. When your best isnāt enough.ā
āI am terrified I will never find another love like ours.ā
āI want to carve our initials in the bark of everyone who ever hurt you.ā
āI love the way your face lights up when someone says, "It might be dangerous.āā
"All I ever wanted was love, until you loved me.ā
āOur love is like an animatronic pigeon. No! Itās like a sex party on the moon! Also I am a bit drunk.ā
āI want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love.ā
āWhen you get that look, nobody is safe. Itās why I first fell in love with you.ā
āYou are a good person and I love you. This just isnāt the life I hoped Iād have.ā
āMarriage isnāt just between a man and a woman, itās between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.ā
āOur love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.ā
āSometimes I think you might fall in love with someone else and all my problems will be solved.ā
āI keep all my old love letters, but to be honest I just skim them for the dirty bits.ā
āIt would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadnāt somehow made the sex exciting again.ā
āUnrequited love is a waste of time. Just walk it off. There. I said it.ā
āIf our love lasts forever itās gonna get real awkward when one of us dies.ā
āThere are just two things that make life worth living. The people you love, and sweet pranks.ā
āI love those quiet moments in the dark where you can stop pretending.ā
āI donāt know what the fuck true love even is but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life.ā
āI said Iād love you forever, and really meant it at the time. I guess thatās my problem. A failure of imagination.ā
āI know I canāt make you love me. But I wish I could make you shut up about not loving me.ā
āOur love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We wonāt survive but we wonāt die bored.ā
āAt first I was angry you had fallen in love with someone else, but you seem so happy now I didnāt even know you were sad.ā
āYou donāt love me, but you used to. I wanted to say thank you for that.ā
āYou and I will never be a great love story. Thatās ok! Letās see what kind of story weāll be.ā
āWhen I picture you with your new lover I get angry, and then sad, then kind of horny.ā
āI lost the woman I loved and now all I have are my fatherās well-meaning words, "Maybe now you can meet a nice man.āā
"I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.ā
āSheās like an angel. My family loves her but I just donāt believe anymore."Ā