Marauders era as stupid shit I’ve said
James: *Shouting at random dog* “COME ‘ERE YOU LITTLE BITCH” *Sees animagus form Sirius on the other of field* *Still shouting* “OH SHIT WRONG DOG! WRONG DOG!”
Sirius: “I’m gay and tired but I sure ain’t tired of being gay”
Remus: *halfway through eating third pack of digestive biscuits* “You know what. Fuck you guys!”
Peter: “They said my parcel would arrive on Tuesday to Thursday. It’s currently Monday, my parcel hasn’t arrived and I’ve never been more stressed”
Lily: “I don’t care if I fail the exam, I’m not reading Macbeth again. He’s a stupid bitch.”










